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A mouse built to government specifications.
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Immortality consists largely of boredom.
-- Zefrem Cochrane, "Metamorphosis", stardate 3219.8
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They [preachers] dread the advance of science as witches do the approach
of daylight and scowl on the fatal harbinger announcing the subversions
of the duperies on which they live.
- Thomas Jefferson
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Peace be to this house, and all that dwell in it.
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You would if you could but you can't so you won't.
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How's it going in those MODULAR LOVE UNITS??
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You definitely intend to start living sometime soon.
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Ozman's Laws:
(1) If someone says he will do something "without fail," he won't.
(2) The more people talk on the phone, the less money they make.
(3) People who go to conferences are the ones who shouldn't.
(4) Pizza always burns the roof of your mouth.
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