Oh my god dude, I gotta tell you about this. I've been laughing my ass off all morning thinking about it. It's so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hilarious. Ok so, what if we had sex like we were a boy and a girl but like we aren't, wouldn't that be really funny? Wouldn't it be ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hilarious if you put girly clothes on me and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bullied my ass, dude? Hahahah, I'm giggling dude, because like, we're both straight, but like it would be so funny. Dude, imagine how funny it would be if I was on the bed moaning like a little ♥♥♥♥♥ getting ♥♥♥♥♥♥, wouldn't that be the best joke ever? Oh my god, dude, I can't, I'm losing it here, it's too funny! Oh and like, you start calling me a girl because it's hilarious and the best comeback ever and then I cry and moan like dude, dude, imagine how funny it would be if you bust a gigantic sloppy load into my fat ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ass and keep ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ my wet and slippery love tunnel. Dude, I'd laugh so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hard! You're like the funniest guy I know, I can't wait to laugh my ass off while you jackhammer my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥! You're hilarious dude, I love you, you're so funny.