h-hatsune miku-chan! i-i-i didn't see you there straightens shirt, licks thumb and index finger and smoothes eyebrows. what might a kawaii (that's cute in japanese for all you westerners) girl such as yourself be doing here....? yeah, heh, i said kawaii. i may look western but i've studied alot of japanese culture, you can just act like yourself around me... be a man and make your move, sultani! girls like this only come by once in a lifetime!! s-so.... would you fancy a d-date? just me and you perhaps? i'd love to show you around New York City, t-they even have a sushi bar if you want a taste of home, heh heh. it'll cost you a kiss on the cheek though score, you're the man! heh, im DEFINITELY gonna treat myself to a celebration pizza when i get home today....

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