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Well, That Wasn't What I Expected

Cool guys don't look at them.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2018 @ 12:27pm

Tripped On A Curb

Congrats! You died by falling, or perhaps tripping on something small like a curb.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2018 @ 3:52pm

Working On Your Tan

I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2019 @ 4:26pm

Leaking Like A Sieve

It's just a flesh wound!
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2019 @ 10:11am

Viewing Our Next-Gen Fish AI

A lifeguard was on the way, but they were stuck in slow motion.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2019 @ 9:08am

Ran Out Of Laundry Pods

You think hunger is a game?
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2020 @ 4:50am

Trust Me, I'm An Architect

Somebody call OSHA.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2018 @ 12:03pm

250 Base Parts, Still Lack Storage

If you build it, they will come... and raid it.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2019 @ 3:27pm

Patch It Up

Can we fix it? Yes we can!
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2018 @ 12:01pm

Harder, Better, Stronger

And it didn't cost six million dollars.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2018 @ 2:48pm

You Shall Not Pass

Full Metal Barracks
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2019 @ 12:07pm

Helping Hand

Medic!
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2018 @ 12:27pm

We All Need A Friend Like You

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2019 @ 8:07am

An Apple A Day

Unlocked 19 Dec, 2018 @ 3:12pm

A Long Way To Go

So you can hit the broad side of a barn.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2018 @ 8:00pm

Long Distance Relationship

Alright kid, don't get cocky.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2020 @ 10:06am

The Things We Do

Unlocked 16 Aug, 2018 @ 9:39am

Mr. Clean

You really mopped his clock.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2019 @ 3:32pm

I Got The Remedy

Unlocked 16 Aug, 2018 @ 9:53am

Guinea Pig

Unlocked 24 Sep, 2019 @ 5:04pm

Moneybags

Dive into that vault of coins!
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2019 @ 9:40am



Expecting A Third Arm?

Did you think you were going to turn into something big and green?

New Vocation

With Last Breath

One foot in the grave.

Has To Be A Lucky Shot

Hacker

Fisticuffs

American Nutcase

Try getting a reservation at Dorsia now!

Cock Fight

That's the wrong kind of kill "streak".

Size Doesn't Matter

Fifteen rounds with Drago.