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"touch grass" is not an insult towards gamers, rather it is advice for them. When participating in intense periods of gaming, the human hand has a tendency to get sweaty. The sweat causes the hand to become slick, and it b becomes more difficult to retain a grip on the gamers gaming mouse, thus making it more difficult to perform well in intense gaming moments. By touching grass with the gamers hand, the grass will impart a layer of particulate onto the gamers hand, the particulate can be made of a variety of dusts, dirts and other natural matter. This particulate will then act in a similar form to climbers chalk, absorbing the sweat and drying out the gamers hand. With dry hands, the gamer can now perform to their maximum when gaming. This is why when an enemy or teammate tells you to touch grass, they are simply trying to assist you in performing better.

That's why yo' shoes raggedy!👞 That's why yo' mama dead. 😳😳😳Dead as hell.💀What shoes she got on? 👞What shoes she had on in her casket? ⚰️ That's why yo' granny 👵 ain't got no knees, cuz she can't pray 🙏to Jesus, ♥♥♥♥♥? How 'bout that? She can't double Dutch.😳

Ok hypothetically, in a theroretical scenario, lets say i put my ♥♥♥♥ inside a male silverback gorilla in the cincinatti zoo at 4pm last saturday before dropping off my kids at St. Harlems school for mentally incompetent, for the sake of the argument, I liked it. Not only liked, but marvelled the way it fitted around my male appendage. Ok, now, and again entirely hypothetical, now theoretically speaking would this make me a homosexual. As a matter of fact in corinthians 69 it explicitly states “no same sex intercourse with man”. Here it clearly says “man”. The bible does not explicitly state no sex with silverback gorilla from Cincinnati zoo in exhibit 4a (again entirely hypothetical). Let me ask, hypothetically, is it gay to like ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gorillas. No, it is in fact not. Facts dont care about ur feelings

Left wing...destroyed😎

Coochie Mayn

I’m doin your mom. Yes yours!
I first saw her in the Wal-Mart pickin out your drawers.
Big Dolly Parton hair like an 80s prom queen
But her ♥♥♥ was lookin good all up in those mom-jeans.
I approached her in the checkout line, and said yo baby wassup?
She had two gallons of milk, and I was starin at her jugs.
Five minutes later she agreed to get with me
So we went and rocked the minivan like Giggity. Giggity. Giggity.
I was ridin your mom like she was Mario Kart.
I gave her a lift back to her crib cause her car wouldn’t start.
She invited me in the house, and we started makin out again.
How many times I tap that ♥♥♥? OVER 9000!
Yeah. She called me Pledge cause I knocked the dust off it.
She later made me a sandwich and she cut the crust off it.
Cause she knows how I like it, and that I’m a little young
To be in the bed, butt-naked doin your mom.