Guys, I'm shaking. I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ shaking.I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with Shloak. That perfect, curvy body. That bountiful belly. The child bearing hips of a literal god. It honestly ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hurts knowing that I'll never mate with him, pass my genes through him, and have him birth a set of perfect offspring.I'd do ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ANYTHING for the chance to get Shloak pregnant. A N Y T H I N G. And the fact that I can't is quite honestly too much to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bear. Why would God create something so perfect? To ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tantalize us? ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ laugh in our faces?!Honestly guys, I just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ can't anymore. ♥♥♥♥.
I wish I could give this thing zero stars. You don't see the fish's ♥♥♥♥. Not once. How is such a thing possible? Let's make 'Jurassic Park' but not show the dinosaurs. Let's make 'Aliens' but with no Xenomorphs. How about 'Titanic' with zero boat. This is a movie about a lady having sex with a fish (who has a fish penis) and the fact that you never get to lay eyes upon his aquatic member is an embarassment to everyone involved. Would love to say, "I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed," but I'm definitely both. Best picture my ass, anyone who says they liked this pile needs to take a look in the mirror and tell themselves they deserve better than a movie about a woman who has sex with a fish where you never see the fish's ♥♥♥♥. Not once.this reminds me of a sex dream i had about jean-luc picard. i dreamed that his penis was located on his head, so i rubbed his bald head and ♥♥♥ came out. i woke up and my bed was all sticky, and at first i thought i had had a wet dream and cummed my bed, but it was actually my poop.♥♥♥♥♥ are so cute omg(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄ when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching its like its nuzzling you(/ω＼) or when they perk up and look at you like" owo nya? :3c" hehe ~ penis-kun is happy to see me!!（＾ワ＾） and the most adorable thing ever is when sperm-sama comes out but theyre rlly shy so u have to work hard!!(๑•̀ㅁ•́๑)✧ but when penis-kun and sperm-sama meet and theyre blushing and all like "uwaaa~!" (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ: ･ﾟhehehe~penis-kun is so adorable (●´Д｀●)・Back when I was 11 I had a minecraft gf with this same haircut and occasionally we had sex which was possible when she was in bed and I would stand on top of her and pound the shift key until my finger was broken. its a shame we lost touchPraise the Ayatollah! A plane landed in Iran to deliver 400 million dollars and I literally screamed with glee and unloaded the 400 million dollars from the cargo hold. The mullahs declared a fatwa and the Revolutionary Guard threatened to kill the infidels. I didn't mean to accept 400 million dollars from the DEATH TO AMERICA but I'm literally in shock from this massive ransom payment and I don't know what to do. I feel like going on a suicide mission or abducting more AMERICA IS SATAN. I want the whole world to be Iranian and subjugated to the Supreme Leader of Iran. I want to be a good, faithful servant to the Absolute Guardianship and the Leadership of the Ummah.In west Pakistania
Born and raised
On the bomb range where I spent most of my days
Blowin up infidels, relaxin all cool
Shootin U.S. troops outside of school
When a couple of americans who were up to no good
Started defiling islam in my neighborhood
I set off one chem bomb and my mom got scared
She said "You're moving in with your 6 aunties in Tehran"
I whistled for a plane
And when it came near
The license plate said "Boom" and there were severed heads in the mirror
I thought to myself "Man, this plane is rare"
Then I thought "Nah man, fulfill Sharia law"
"Go bomb in Tehran"
I pulled up to the cell about 9:11 or later
I looked at the driver and said "Allah hu akbar, madh Allah, yarzuqna"
I looked at my flag
I've earned my title
Who is this ♥♥♥♥ dock?
Who is this erection ejection?
Who is this ♥♥♥♥ tick?
Who is this ♥♥♥ plum?
Who is this seed steed?
Who is this prick chick?
Who is this ♥♥♥♥ stock?
Who is this seminal sentinel?
Who is this phallus chalice?
Who is this anus ignoramus?
Who is this smegma enigma?
Who is this beef curtain hurtin?
Who is this ♥♥♥♥ runt?
Who is this jism prison?
Who is this ballbiting ballerina?
Who is this dongle mongle?
Who is this penis machinist?
Who is this chin chin bin?
Who is this scrotum sorceress? Who is this wiener cleaner?
Who is this pole populator?
Who is this stiffy stimulator?
Who is this pillar pimper?
Time to sit on my nukes as the prince of ISIL