you are so entitledlted!!!

Sorry dude, i mean you no harm. My name is Patrick, I'm 31, and I'm not here to cause any harm. Please don't contact the police, please don't alert the authorities, please don't freak out. I'm not going to kill myself or hurt anyone or anything like that, but please don't freak out. My name is Patr

PSA: If you eat people out a lot in bed, do not wash your sheets with bleach!
I had an orgy and a bunch of people squirted all over my bed sheets. Then on top of that, I spilled my post coitus tikka masala all over my bed. I decided to use bleach since my sheets were white and the curry stain was pretty gnarly. Apparently, that was a really bad idea. Squirt is mostly piss and the ammonia in piss mixed with bleach created chlorine gas. Thankfully I’m ok besides my nose being a bit irritated. Be careful out there folks!

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Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Girls you know...
If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
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You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystopic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, arassive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, socially-retarded, puerile, clueless, and generally Not Good.

-rep wished I was tunneled, so toxic