i’d drag my balls through shards of glass with weights chained to each testicle while only being able to breathe a supply of ellen degeneres’ queefs just for a chance to have sushi with you over a 140p zoom meeting

+ Rep Nice Trader ând nice perssonne

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Boiler in EU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OetVgIveYTM

Q: Are you really a girl?
A: [sigh] Next question, please.