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How do I get my friends to stop projecting on me like this? I think they need professional help.

I bet they could envision their longing gazes, their hearts aflutter with anticipation as they yearned for her to wield the bola with exquisite precision as she lets loose a bushwack. How they secretly craved the moment when her agile paws would release the swirling cords, ensnaring their helpless limbs, and tethering them against the sturdy embrace of a majestic tree. With a mischievous sparkle in her eyes, they probably imagine Hoodwink would scurry up, her soft voice caressing their ears, and a tempting whisper would escape her squirrely lips, "wanna see what we do for fun around here?" Their breath would probably hitch, a delicate whimper escaping their lips, captivated by the allure of her sultry geographically specific accent, resonating with the seductive charm that echoed through her voice as she says "starting to feel a bit nutty". But, uh, thoughts like that are weird, and I certainly do NOT think about them.

I bet they're probably projecting. When they see Hoodwink's adorable green hood in-game they're probably thinking weird stuff like, "Wow, I wish I could be with her". I'm not sure what's more disturbing: that they're projecting their sexual fantasies onto the game, or that they're projecting their sexual fantasies onto me.

I have a problem. Every game, I pick Hoodwink. It isn't because I'm like a furry or something. I just like how her character plays. They make fun of me and say stuff, like, if I wanna do her or something. It's so weird!

I mean, Hoodwink is definitely an adult based on her lore, but that would still be weird. Sure, she might be in her early-to-mid twenties at the time of the Tomo'kan Incarnation, but she's literally a squirrel. And even though she is certainly intelligent enough to give or receive consent, she's still a squirrel! It's crazy to even think about! Even ignoring the fact that based on her leg-to-body ratio she's definitely of sexual maturity for her species, why would you even say that? Just because, based on in-game measurements, she's large enough to... "accommodate" a human, it would still be weird.

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