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Depsy 4 Apr, 2022 @ 2:11pm 
love the profile btw
Actually Gooning 29 Oct, 2021 @ 10:40pm 
♥♥♥♥ Joseph, ♥♥♥♥ Adrian, ♥♥♥♥ Dean, ♥♥♥♥ Discord, ♥♥♥♥ Mustangs, ♥♥♥♥ Gas Grills, ♥♥♥♥ UPS, ♥♥♥♥ Yong, ♥♥♥♥ that ACE hardware, ♥♥♥♥ Luke, ♥♥♥♥ Michael, ♥♥♥♥ Willy's, ♥♥♥♥ that kroger by he mom house, ♥♥♥♥ that BP, ♥♥♥♥ Bill's, ♥♥♥♥ my nut's! on the monitor! I would ♥♥♥♥ that bird please come back
Fuck Yeah Rooster Sauce 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:37pm 
-rep greifer
Lumicity 8 Aug, 2021 @ 8:54pm 
cool dude
GoochSmasher5000 3 Jul, 2021 @ 9:46pm 
+rep is openly racist
Stretched Pint 12 Jun, 2021 @ 10:32pm 
-rep is openly racist
ϟ Moody 7 Jun, 2021 @ 5:30pm 
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Rogerdodger4949 15 Jan, 2021 @ 9:12pm 
-rep doesnt know that cs updates
LawnMaster831 11 Jan, 2021 @ 11:34am 
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I Play One Handed 8 Sep, 2019 @ 1:10pm 
i had a stroke...
GoochSmasher5000 18 Aug, 2019 @ 10:15am 
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GoochSmasher5000 18 Aug, 2019 @ 10:15am 
So go ahead. Brag about how many women you are ****ing. Call us losers. We may seem to be upset, and you may mock our pain, but I assure you, we know your fate. And we are smiling inside.
GoochSmasher5000 18 Aug, 2019 @ 10:14am 
Now, most of us will likely have settled down with a wife, but I'm sure there are plenty that would be glad to take your wife when she dumps your sorry ♥♥♥ to go to the people she knows have the real power. And, as we get older, our fortunes and power will grow. We'll eventually get a few trophy wives, settle down a bit, and live in the lap of luxury. Meanwhile, you, the "Alpha Male" will be left alone. By the time you hit thirty, your primal attraction, your ONLY asset, will begin to fade. Your third wife in ten years will grow tired of your old, pitiful body, and will leave you. Stuck in a dead-end job as one of our pawns, you will grow old and even less appealing. Eventually you will die an old and unloved man, either by taking your own life, drowning yourself in booze, or perhaps merely out of your own misery.
GoochSmasher5000 18 Aug, 2019 @ 10:14am 
Wild sex for the first two years, but after a while, she'll get ansy. She'll grow tired of the novelty of the Alpha Male. Your relationship will become the dull forced marriage that is seen constantly in America. You'll likely divorce her and move on, getting a younger wife that'll need you as much as your old wife did when you first married. Seems swell, doesn't it? I can assure you, it isn't. By now, we have risen to power. While you live the life of the swingers, we are the Senators, the Chairmen, we are the rulers of life as you know it. We have transcended your pitiful existence, and control every aspect of your very fate, without you even so much as noticing. By now, we have the money and the power, and as Scarface once said (We know you love him, and have his poster on your bedroom wall,'cause you're cool like that) next we get the women. And guess who it is that loves power, as you said women do? That's right, it's your little ♥♥♥♥♥ of a wife!
GoochSmasher5000 18 Aug, 2019 @ 10:14am 
" Honestly, thank you. Why, you may ask? Because, by taking away the easy route, you have brought pain upon us. You have brought us misery, you have forced us to adapt to that misery, and to grow as people. Luxury doesn't incite growth, pain does. So while you're busy sticking it in your AIDS-ridden ♥♥♥♥♥s, we're studying, learning, gaining skills that are necessary for life. You may scoff at this, call us stupid nerds for not getting the ♥♥♥♥♥ while it's hot, but guess what? We're going to get it eventually. You said so yourself, women love power. So, eventually, you're going to find a women you love as much as she primally needs you. You're going to get married, maybe settle down a bit.
GoochSmasher5000 18 Aug, 2019 @ 10:13am 
Oh, how very big of you. You're an alpha male, are you? Well, let me clue you in on something: Alpha Males haven't been in charge for a good couple of decades. Obviously, this tirade is directed on a High School level. Once you get out of high school, and begin working at your dead-end office job, you know who your boss is going to be? That's right, that pasty nerd you made fun of. It's funny, you see. The majority of the women you are talking about, despite the blatant lies you've slipped in, and the generalizations which remain moderately untrue, are frankly, idiotic ♥♥♥♥♥. The fact that you're trying to taunt us with them is inane, because while they sound appealing in text, in reality, we wouldn't want anything to do with the ****ing ♥♥♥♥♥s. And furthermore, thank you for "****ing every girl in the school (I bet you can bench 2000 pounds too, amirite?).
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quibslington 11 Feb, 2018 @ 5:53pm 
wrong, angry 52 year old new england patriots fan
LordReaper 11 Feb, 2018 @ 5:43am 
Angry 12 year old lol
IDrinkBongWater 30 Sep, 2016 @ 3:03pm 
please come back, it's lonely here in Canton
freeola 30 Sep, 2016 @ 1:43pm 
Women r gay
IDrinkBongWater 29 Sep, 2016 @ 4:57pm 
Hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that. It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play cs sometime its a really cool, fun game with a lot of crazy moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx
freeola 11 Nov, 2015 @ 5:28pm 
R.I.Penis in Peace ♥♥♥. Have fun with your steam ban
quibslington 7 Nov, 2015 @ 8:55am 
stop bullying me
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freeola 15 Jun, 2015 @ 7:32pm 
I hope you have an asthma attack and get vdm'ed IRL
IDrinkBongWater 15 Jun, 2015 @ 7:25pm 
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Dwayne Lafontant 26 Feb, 2015 @ 3:21pm 
cool
IDrinkBongWater 20 Feb, 2015 @ 4:36pm 
Mott 22 Dec, 2014 @ 4:38pm 
Matt_You's CS smurf account