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我和闺蜜想吃哥哥的牛奶和棒棒糖，也想哥哥喝我們的水水，哈哈 Q.Q 4 9 0 1 2 9 0 1 9 好开心呀

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Sister Mary headed through the night-time hospital with the Adversary,
Destroyer of Kings, Angel of the Bottomless Pit, Great Beast that is called
Dragon, Prince of This World, Father of Lies, Spawn of Satan and Lord of
Darkness safely in her arms. She found a bassinet and laid him down in it.
He gurgled. She gave him a tickle.
-- The antichrist is born
(Terry Pratchett & Neil Gaiman, Good Omens)

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