Fry: Hey, I don't see you planning for your old age.
Bender: I got plans. I'm gonna turn my on/off switch to off.
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For every complex problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong.
-- H. L. Mencken
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Birds and bees have as much to do with the facts of life as black
nightgowns do with keeping warm.
-- Hester Mundis, "Powermom"
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C-3PO:
We seem to be made to suffer. It's our lot in life.
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I'd like MY data-base JULIENNED and stir-fried!
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MS-DOS, you can't live with it, you can live without it.
-- from Lars Wirzenius' .sig
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"If you understand what you're doing, you're not learning anything."
-- A. L.
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Book: "The destination's not important. How you get there's the worthier
part."
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One man's constant is another man's variable.
-- A.J. Perlis
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It were not best that we should all think alike; it is difference of opinion
that makes horse-r

+rep

hope you are having fun on the vaccation I send you on :)

georgian low ♥♥♥♥

+rep nice guy =) <3

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