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I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.
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⠄⣿⣿⣬⣀⣠⣤⡘⣿⣿⣿⣦⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋⠄⠄⢀⣶⣶⣦⣌⢙⡀⠄⠄
⠄⣿⣿⣿⠿⠿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⢡⣄⡀⣀⣼⣿⣿⣿⠟⣸⡇⠄⠄
⣆⠙⠉⣠⣤⡀⠄⠄⢩⣿⣿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣛⣋⣥⣤⣤⣤⣾⣿⡇⡀⠄
⣤⡀⠸⣿⣿⡿⠶⠶⢾⣿⣿⡸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣲⣧⠄
⢺⣿⣦⣬⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿⣿⣯⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃
⠄⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠁⡀
⠄⠘⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢟⣭⠭⠴⠒⠨⢭⠛⠛⠋⣼⣿⣿⣟⣛⣡⣴⣿⡇
⠄⠘⣷⣮⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⡙⠁⠏⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃
⠄⠄⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡀⠄⣶⣦⠄⣠⣶⣿⣦⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⠄⠄⠄⠄⣀⣠⣤⡾⡟⢠⣶⣾⣿⡑⡀⠻⠋⠉⠄⢠⣾⣿⣿⣿
⢀⣠⣶⣿⣿⣿⠟⠁⠁⠰⣋⢫⢲⡇⠛⠄⠄⢀⣠⣤⣉⠻⠿⠟
⣿⣿⣟⣋⣉⣁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠻⣆⣂⡕⠼⠂⠉⣿⣿⣗⣻⠟⠁
⠙⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⢸⢋⡁⢊⠒⣲⡶⠊⢁⣴⣿⣦⣦
⠄⠄⠙⠻⣿⡟⠄⡆⢸⣧⣾⣶⣤⣤⣾⡿⠿⡻⣻⣿
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠘⠠⣾⣿⣿⡿⠿⠿⣥⣾⠿⣛⢰⡿
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠸⣶⣶⣿⣟⣛⣛⣛⠲⣵⣟⢅
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢹⡟⠋⣠⣤⣤⣍⡑⠿⢉⠟
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣀⠈⠙⠿⣿⣿⣿⡍⠟⢁⣠⣤⣶⣤⣄⡀
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣾⣿⣿⣷⣦⣀⠉⠿⡇⠄⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⡀
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡄⠹⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋⠄⠄⠈⠙⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠙⢿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠃⠄⠄⠄⢀⣀⣀⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⢿
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⣿⣿⠃⠄⢠⡖⠉⠄⠄⠄⣠⣿⡏⠄⢹⣿⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢠
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⠁⠄⠄⠄⠈⠉⠛⢿⡟⠉⠉⣿⣷⣀⠄⠄⣿⡆⠄⠄⢠⣿
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⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⡇⠄⠄⢀⠎⠄⠄⠄⠄HAPPY ⠙⢿⣿
⠄⠄⠄⠄⢰⠃⠄⢀⠎⠄⠄⠄HALLOWEEN ⠙
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Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Girls you know...
If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
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