-rep plays for the other team

What the FAANG did you just say to me you little Blinder? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at MIT, and I’ve been involved in numerous black projects at Apple, and I have received over 300 confirmed swe offers.

I am trained in leetcode and I’m the top coder in all of FAANGMULA+. You are nothing to me but just another LC easy. I will wipe you out with precision and recall the likes of which has never been seen before on this earth, mark my words.

You think you can get away with saying that to me over Blind? Think again, WITCH reject. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of top tier security engineers across the Silicon Valley and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your career. You’re blacklisted from FAANG, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can reverse a linked list in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with PHP.

Not only am I extensively trained in dynamic programming, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Leetcode Premium and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable n00b skills off the face of the tech industry, you little contractor. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have closed the app.

But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot. I will ♥♥♥♥ unvested RSUs all over you and you will drown in them.

-rep dude has 230 hours in the past 2 weeks. How is that even possible??? Get a life you freak....

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+rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.

I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.

When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.