I once had a guy tell me about how he grew up in an all black neighborhood and got beat down with chains and ♥♥♥♥ until one day, he became a martial arts master and ripped the chain out of his assailant's hands and beat him - and his friends - with it. He basically ran the school after that. He was so good that he came face to face with a martial arts master years later and when "Miyagi" tested a super powerful move on him and failed to knock him over, "Miyagi" was wicked impressed with his natural power. No one had apparently ever withstood said super powerful move before him.

The guy was fat and grew up in a corn field surrounded by toothless hillbillies. He had other stories though, it got really ridiculous.

IF YOU WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDN'T GO TO UR FUNERAL CUZ I'D BE IN STALINGRAD FOR KILLIN DA FASCIST THAT KILLED YOU!


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WE ARE HEROES OF THE SOVIET UNION
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
send this TT-33 to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 13 your A TRUE SOVIET HERO

Rub it in your gums!