Recent reviews by aldo

Great game. The physics model is unforgiving and realistic, but once you understand it, it can be so rewarding. Good selection of cars, they are all detailed. They all sound great, especially the turbo sounds! I wish there were more livery options, or the ability to make our own. It may seem like a steep price for a simple looking game like this, but there are hours of content if you care to get good, which you will once you realize how badly you suck,

During the Steam Sale I could be buying 18 copies of this game for each hour I work, can't say that about any other game. If you have 50 cents to spare, this game will eat up hours of your spare time the same way that a porn star sucks ♥♥♥♥.

Okay, after 700+ hours in matches and the rest from leaving my game on overnight, I feel ready to write a review of my most loved and hated game.

Pros:

- You have an opportunity here to learn Russian if you live in EU, 10/10 ♥♥♥♥ Rosetta Stone.
- You will be sure to discover new memes that will never catch on outside of Deathmatch games.
- Stress Relief. Nothing feels better than coming home from a long day of work/school to be accused of cheating by silvers.
- It encourages team work through aggrevated roast sessions when your bottom fragger fails a clutch moment.
- Lots of talented young SLAM DJ's to play "♥♥♥♥ My Ass - A Let it Go Parody".

Cons(There aren't many):

- May introduce a case-opening addiction, be aware CoD YouTubers.
- Valve will essentially ban skin betting out of nowhere which will cause your FN Flip Knife - Tiger Tooth to drop $50 in value overnight!
- Players who are completely trash at this game will say "I'm not trying BRO" when you ask them to step their game up.
- You will meet many furries in low MM ranks. Supposedly they do not bite.
- Lots of "rush b" jokes, spinoffs, and puns.
- Neckbeardism.
- Valve hardly fixes their game, but hey, who cares when every month they add a case full of skins designed by people who have too much time on their hands.

Please buy this game!