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1 person found this review helpful
129.6 hrs on record (54.4 hrs at review time)
I never thought that it would come to this
To watch myself leaving you behind
But you went to great lengths to clear my way
And like this train, you'll take a long, long time
To reach the end of the line
Like I did
Like I did
The farms and the rivers slide away out there
These towns all look like our home town
No one could blame you for getting out of there
But like this train, you'll take a long, long time
To reach the end of the line
Like I did
Like I did
You say they'll change in time
We won't feel so strange, but I
I don't believe you
I don't believe you
The power lines are dancing overhead
The wind is shaking up the trees
I wish I'd known how I could have made you see
But like this train, you'll take a long, long time
To reach the end of the line
Like I did
Like I did
Like this train, you'll take a long, long time
To reach the end of the line
Like I did
Like I did
Like this train
Like this train
Like this train
Posted 2 October, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
141.8 hrs on record
CS:GO Review
i DoN't LiKe iT
Posted 30 April, 2020.
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2 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
304.7 hrs on record (262.2 hrs at review time)
I dOn'T LiKe iT



















I lOvE iT!
Posted 30 April, 2020.
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30 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
5,334.4 hrs on record (1,663.7 hrs at review time)
The hours speak for themselves.
+Huge map (its the entire flipping world, including Antarctica)
+A wide selection of aircraft and helicopters to choose from
+Loads of payware and freeware addons
-Some airports are glitchy
-DirectX10 doesn't work properly
Posted 3 July, 2019.
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10 people found this review helpful
8 people found this review funny
30.7 hrs on record (7.7 hrs at review time)
All the fun of being a mechanic without the Contact Dermatitis!

10/10

Seriously though; wear Barrier Cream and gloves if you're working on a car IRL.
Posted 5 January, 2019.
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6 people found this review helpful
116.0 hrs on record (30.5 hrs at review time)
I remember when this game was announced back in 2016 and the scepticism surrounding it. We all thought " Oh dear another terrible cash in on a sports personality". Upon it's release in June of 2016, I was shocked to see that this game was well recieved by the Steam community. I eventually bought it earlier this year and here's my own verdict...

The Good
  • Graphics
  • Optimisation
  • Handleing
  • Content: There are lots of bikes and liveries to choose from (even without DLC).

The Bad
  • Rally events are a bit frustrating (IMO)
  • Me on a MotoGP bike with no assists enabled 😎

The Ugly
  • Nothing



Posted 26 November, 2017.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
588.9 hrs on record (343.1 hrs at review time)
Summery of the game
In Euro Truck Simulator 2, you can drive a truck around Europe (the title of the game is self explanatory), modify your truck (with paint schemes and stuff) and your own multinational logistics company.

Narrative
This game has one of the most compelling storylines in a videogame...ever. Featuring a love story, a BETRAYAL and a MURDER! Just kidding. You drive trucks. THE END.

The Good
  • Good graphics
  • Very relaxing
  • You can customise your truck
  • Built in radio stream (I personally reccomend Kerrang! radio) ;)
  • Works well with both, a controller and a wheel

The Bad
  • Getting your first truck is a bit of a grind
  • I can't think about anything else that can be constude as bad

The Ugly
  • My trucks because I go overboard with the custoisation
Posted 24 June, 2017. Last edited 24 June, 2017.
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2 people found this review helpful
323.8 hrs on record (100.3 hrs at review time)
If you're looking for a game with 'TRUCKING' huge rigs amd the extensive customisation options from Euro Truck Simulator 2; look no further.
The played time says enough. :D
Posted 24 November, 2016.
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19 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
1.2 hrs on record (0.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
The game itself has a lot of potential. However, there are a plethora of bugs which make the game a bit unplayable. Given this game is in early access, these bugs will hopefully be fixed soon.

Q: Do I reccomend getting this game?
A: Yes, because its free.
Posted 16 October, 2016.
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131 people found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
19.0 hrs on record (2.7 hrs at review time)
This game is the original American Truck Simulator and the first truck simulator I ever played.

Pros:
+Awesome looking trucks
+A plethora of cargo types and trailers to choose from
+You can interact with other truckers via the radio
+Decent amount of traffic in places
+Visual damage model (This is not present in ETS2 or ATS)
+Heavy Metal
+More awesome trucks

Cons:
-Dated graphics
-Map seems a little too small in comparison to other SCS trucking games
-No option to flip Accelerate and brake axis if the game decides have "accelerate" on the left pedal and "Brake" on the right.

Additional notes:
There is no route advisor to hold your hand, so watch the map carefully and think about where you are driving.
Posted 26 August, 2016. Last edited 26 August, 2016.
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