Now you've done it you freak shиt. You've fцcked up. You're being tracked by the Grid. The eye in the sky is watching. We're coming for you. Prepare to die.

I dont mind swallowing the indicted liquid coming from the tip of your masculinity. To think that my jaw tightened its hold around each forced thrust of your dominance upon my head, just make sure that the outburst of your virility contains the genes of a poet who will never abandon by sacredness, who will die by the lakes. I am a woman whose mouth were free to spill salvation, unchained from oppression, yet submissive to literature. If you’ll bound me with you, please me eternally. I am far more than selfish, darling. Garrote me with honor.

I sexually identify myself as an soft serve ice cream dispenser. Ever since I was young I had the ambition to turn myself into an ice cream machine that squirts out thick gooey white ice cream out of my metal tubes and into the cones of everyone who uses me so that it drips all over their hands so they can lick it. People told me I'm retarded but recently I underwent organ replacement surgery to install a plastic tank, a metal dispensing tube and levers to achieve my ambition of becoming a fully operating ice cram dispensing machine. I am still awaiting my next surgery of an additional tube and lever to maximize squirting power , so that with my new body, one day, all everyone can suck on my thick white gooey ice cream. You must respect my dreams to become an soft serve ice cream dispenser, if you don't you are a an soft serve ice cream dispenserphobe and need to check your dispensing privileges, thank you so much for your time.

There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman. Some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me. Only an entity. Something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours, and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.

My name is Patrick Bateman. I’m 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I’ll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial masque which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

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