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I'm turning 18 in septmeber but I've never had sex, NEVER HAD A GIRLFRIEND, NEVER KISSED A GIRL. This is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ in my opinion, and I figure this is my last chance to have sex before I turn 18. I figure if I don't have sex, I'll end up going to college depressed because of the workload (it's a difficult college) and probably kill myself or some ♥♥♥♥. I, HOWEVER, learned that this girl (19F) who works at the MCDONALDS I WORK AT (!!!) "MIGHT" have interest in me! One of my few friends, daylon, said we would be a "cute" couple, so I'm pretty sure that means she's single, and I swear she glanced at me a few times I swear! I figure it's now or never, I'm going to be gone over the summer and these last two weeks at mcdonalds ARE my LAST chance to have SEX before I turn 18. I figure sex is some compensation for not having a date to prom. I need help. HOW DO I SEDUCE THIS GIRL IN THE SPAN OF TWO WEEKS, AND HAVE SEX?!? I'm WILLING TO PAY! I'm desperate

yo! Your Lei is really good! I was so upset every time you hit me with a Rage Art lmao. Lei has so many high crushing attacks too and I couldn't even reach hit with a few of my mids. Crazy stuff there. I definitely need to learn more Miguel! Lei was one of my fave character too in T6. Sorry I had to leave. Getting a lil' too tipsy

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My favorite Tsundere

At night I click on your profile. Oh the excitement, it fills the air. With one hand under the covers, the other firmly placed on my nipple I begin. Working on my throbbing penis to the thought of your chiseled masculine body, wrestling me into the ground. You overpower me and punishes my weak body, oh my boi♥♥♥♥♥ you have conquered. And then I squirt with the force of a thousand elephants, with the sound of a thousand screaming children and the might of a titan. Thus my fantasy ends, and I clean up and sleep, cuddling my pillow with a picture of you on it. Sweet dreams my prince, I say, kissing you tenderly.

Female cockroaches have no external genitalia so when a male wants to mate he baits her with food and while she is lent forward eating he just pushes in where ever he can, if this doesn't kill her she will get pregnant. You can count the number of times a female was pregnant by the scars.

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Nice! Awesome to see another gay minority has joined the anal devastation club!!!

he's an alright guy, I guess, when he wants to be

couldn't deliver when i asked for loyalty... couldn't deliver when i asked for the truth... but the last straw was when he couldn't deliver on the papa johns

gammers...

WAKA FLOCKA

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