My manager told me I need to stop singing Wonderwall at work. I said "maybe."

Then I felt bad. I thought about it and it was a serious problem. Wonderwall was creeping into every aspect of my life. I was scaring coworkers, upsetting friends, alienating family.

Finally, I decided to make a change. I sat down and drew up a plan. I researched, I learned, and i put together a great 12-step program to rid myself of the addiction because, if I'm honest with myself, that's what it was. An addiction.

I've been putting this foolproof system together for a while now waiting to get the willpower and discipline to stop singing Wonderwall, and today is gonna be the day.