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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Unlocked 14 May, 2017 @ 2:43am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2017 @ 3:36am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2017 @ 1:15am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2017 @ 3:40am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2017 @ 6:36am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2017 @ 6:44am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2017 @ 3:27am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2017 @ 1:30am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2017 @ 3:06pm

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2017 @ 3:02am

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2017 @ 9:30am

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2018 @ 12:45pm

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2018 @ 2:29pm

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2017 @ 6:03am

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2017 @ 5:38am

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2018 @ 12:21pm

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2017 @ 3:48am

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Unlocked 20 Apr @ 4:04am

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2017 @ 5:38am

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2017 @ 3:34am

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Unlocked 18 Apr @ 1:32pm

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2017 @ 9:25am

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2017 @ 6:59am

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2021 @ 6:28am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2017 @ 3:44am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2017 @ 9:35am

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 10:28am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2017 @ 3:10pm

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2018 @ 12:31pm

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 12:32pm

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 12:32pm

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Unlocked 31 May, 2022 @ 4:19pm

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2017 @ 1:15am

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Unlocked 19 Apr @ 1:40pm

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2017 @ 4:31am

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 10:35am

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2018 @ 11:54am

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 12:05pm

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2017 @ 3:40am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2017 @ 6:47am

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2017 @ 6:52am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Unlocked 27 May, 2017 @ 1:58pm

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Unlocked 27 May, 2017 @ 2:05pm

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2017 @ 3:34am

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2018 @ 8:42am

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 10:24am

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2017 @ 7:13am

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Unlocked 31 May, 2022 @ 4:06pm

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2018 @ 2:41am

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2017 @ 2:44pm

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.
Unlocked 20 Apr @ 3:57am

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 10:44am

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Unlocked 18 Apr @ 1:47pm

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2017 @ 3:30am

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2018 @ 12:46pm

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2018 @ 8:00am

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2018 @ 9:32am

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2018 @ 7:24am

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2018 @ 3:57am

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2018 @ 10:10am

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.
Unlocked 21 Apr @ 9:14am

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.
Unlocked 21 Apr @ 9:24am

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.
Unlocked 29 Apr @ 3:55pm

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2018 @ 2:21am

Ode to Eddings

Deactivated all of the Vend-A-Cure XJ-2 units.
Unlocked 9 May @ 5:45am

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.
Unlocked 1 May @ 11:14am

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Unlocked 21 Apr @ 9:39am

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2018 @ 6:24am

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2018 @ 9:54am

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 10:50am

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2017 @ 2:21am

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2017 @ 5:49am



Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
26 / 30

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
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