impressive gameplay

Impressive skills

+rep AK magician

awesome player

+rep AK GOD

Power duo

Let's make this game count!

a pleasure to play with

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♥𝙖𝙙𝙙 𝙢𝙚 𝙥𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙚♥

Hey, ready for some action?

+rep SECOND S1MPLE◕‿◕

Game on? I'm in!

pro player :)

I wanna nut

nice awp

sorry no simping here bud :)

+rep girl

+ rep girl

Someone asked me once "bro, why do you want to devolve back to monkey???" The answer is simple. I want to rank up in Counter Strike: Global Offensive. At first, this may not make sense. After all, on the surface, it would seem like becoming monkey would be contrary to this goal. Monkeys are dumber than humans, how could they be better at CS? Well, I have two words for you: Precision and reaction time. Think about it; have you ever watched a monkey peel a banana? The precision with which they use their hands is much higher than any human could ever achieve. Also, have you ever seen a monkey swing from tree to tree? They grab at such high speeds, their reactions are inhuman because they are inhuman. They are monkey. They are above human. I would bet even the worst monkey would easily hit global elite. Easily. So yes, of course I want to become monkey.

+rep, maybe based

Hey girl are you a dating app with a rating system because I wanna show you a 5 star time you see theyre all ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ im a 5 star man and they just keep me down but look at me im cool you see me cmon hey lets all do shots of some top shelf liquor because im a 5 star star 5 man and aghgghgg hehehe whoops ok yeah shots alright alright alright so yeah they keep giving me these one star ratings because they dont get it theyre all peasants who cant appreciate the 5 star experience ok where are the shots bartender ok yeah so they abuse the app theyre all cowards and crazies and they try to keep me down because im a golden god you see

Hello am 48 year man from somalia. Sorry for my bed england. I selled my wife for internet connection for play “conter stirk” and i want to become the goodest like you I play with 400 ping on brazil server and i am Global elite 2. *pls no copy pasterino my story*

A great person and a god at shooter games.

+rep good deceit player, just sometimes really thirsty

wanna join t_dot?

hi star baby i just thought i should give u an IMPORTANT warning (not because ur a gril and u can't take care of urself but just in case) apparently google is planning to start scanning our brains for PRIVATE INFORMATION though our computer monitors !! to stop it, go back into your kitchen, take out your aluminum foil, and wrap THREE 2-ft sheets around your head. i know it seems like a paranoid neaderthalic method but it's the only thing PROVEN to work so far. PLEASE spread this around to your friends, we have to stop the nsa from infiltrating our minds to brainwash us to conform to their totalitarian agenda!!! stay safe now bb girl xx brock

hi again! few things to start off with =] 1. yes I added you because you're a female gamer, 'tis an awesome thing to see! 2. i'm brock 3. don't be intimidated, but i'm not a stereotypical guy. if anything, i'll be the one in the kitchen =D.

hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture, i really wanted to tell you that)) it's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! i don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. we should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? really sorry i'm really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx