MARTIN. Bro. My dude. My certified keyboard-smashing, rage-quitting, accidentally-pro-gaming legend. 🎮🔥 Do you ever just wake up and think, ‘Damn, I’m Martin, the greatest to ever touch a controller’? Because you should. 🏆 Every lobby fears the name MARTIN. Every teammate prays to have a MARTIN on their side (until you teamkill by accident). 💀💖 The way you move, the way you game, the way you somehow miss every shot but still win—it’s an art form. 🎨🎯 May your FPS stay high, your ping stay low, and may every loot box contain ONLY LEGENDARIES. 🚀👑 Never stop being MARTIN. The world needs you. 💪✨

If Martin has a million fans, then I am one of them. If Martin has ten fans, then I am one of them. If Martin has only one fan then that is me. If Martin has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against Martin, then I am against the world.

Your boyfriend Flopodopolous was banned on FACEIT for cheating LOL

Your boyfriend Flopodopolous was banned on FACEIT for cheating LOL

Your boyfriend Flopodopolous was banned on FACEIT for cheating LOL

I'll keep it simple bro... Our Steam profiles just mated and created the ultimate gaming bloodline. Our skill trees are intertwined, our KD ratios aligned... we are the chosen ones. 🔥👶🎮