Stewie: What the hell is this?
Lois: It's your favourite honey, tuna salad.
Stewie: Oh,really, is that what it is? Because I could have sworn it was mayonnaise and cat food.
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A yawn is a silent shout.
-- G.K. Chesterton
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"Logic and practical information do not seem to apply here."
"You admit that?"
"To deny the facts would be illogical, Doctor"
-- Spock and McCoy, "A Piece of the Action", stardate unknown
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This sentence does in fact not have the property it claims not to have.
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Early: "You know, with the exception of one deadly and unpredictable midget,
this girl is the smallest cargo I've ever had to transport. Yet by far the
most troublesome. Does that seem right to you?"

Simon: "What'd he do?"

Early: "Who?"

Simon: "The midget."

Early: "Arson. Little man loved fire."
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Life is too short to be taken seriously.
-- Oscar Wilde
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