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We place two copies of PEOPLE magazine in a DARK, HUMID mobile home.
45 minutes later CYNDI LAUPER emerges wearing a BIRD CAGE on her head!
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Tact in audacity is knowing how far you can go without going too far.
-- Jean Cocteau
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The girl who swears no one has ever made love to her has a right to swear.
-- Sophia Loren
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OS/2 Beer: Comes in a 32-oz can. Does allow you to drink several DOS
Beers simultaneously. Allows you to drink Windows 3.1 Beer simultaneously
too, but somewhat slower. Advertises that its cans won't explode when you
open them, even if you shake them up. You never really see anyone
drinking OS/2 Beer, but the manufacturer (International Beer
Manufacturing) claims that 9 million six-packs have been sold.
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Nothing is so firmly believed as that which we least know.
-- Michel de Montaigne
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Each person has the right to take the subway.
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