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38 of 50 (76%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2016 @ 10:08am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2016 @ 2:41am

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2016 @ 6:31am

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2016 @ 6:36am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2016 @ 5:34am

Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2016 @ 9:04am

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2016 @ 8:38am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2016 @ 3:07am

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2016 @ 10:35am

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2016 @ 6:40am

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2016 @ 3:29am

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2016 @ 9:14am

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2016 @ 8:34am

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2016 @ 5:31am

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2016 @ 6:19am

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2016 @ 7:30am

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2016 @ 7:56am

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2016 @ 7:16am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2016 @ 7:04am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2016 @ 4:34am

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2016 @ 6:43am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2016 @ 6:33am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2016 @ 5:48am

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2016 @ 10:20am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2016 @ 5:40am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2016 @ 6:26am

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2016 @ 9:14am

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2016 @ 4:48am

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2016 @ 6:30am

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2016 @ 5:51am

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2016 @ 7:09am

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2016 @ 8:13am

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2016 @ 9:23am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2016 @ 8:26am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2016 @ 6:40am

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2016 @ 11:18am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2016 @ 8:39am

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2016 @ 11:30am



For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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