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5.6 hrs on record (3.0 hrs at review time)
not just one of the best horror games of all time, it’s an instant classic in general imo.

it blends different elements of tech horror so well and is genuinely endearing in the most unexpected ways. i ended up leaving it not feeling afraid, but genuinely happy.

play it blind. don’t look at anything else.

on the off chance that you have seen stuff on it, engage with it sincerely and take your time with it. it just might catch you by surprise.
Posted 13 April.
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1 person found this review helpful
50.0 hrs on record (29.5 hrs at review time)
I never used to like baseball.

I never used to care.

Now I study stats online, discover new ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ rules, and watch as my players decide to murder themselves and leave me with a bunch of rookies on the field, losing me every other game.

I watch World Series games of the past, and try to figure out all the stupid intricacies of this dumb ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sport, to learn from the greats and emulate them.

Now I'm starting to love baseball.
Posted 14 February, 2016.
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2 people found this review helpful
0.3 hrs on record
Sometimes I look back to my childhood, and I remember the day I first laid eyes on a newborn baby, fresh out of the womb. It was an unpleasant experience, and to be honest, I was not sure what I was looking at. Sometimes I thought it was a baby, sometimes I thought it was a deformed alien from the depths of the unknown universe. That is how I feel about this game.
I mean, I guess the hand thing was kinda cool. But honestly, a hand thing is just a hand thing, not a game thing. I need game things for my games, and this game is just kinda boring. I mean, the story idea is cool i suppose, but if your game feels like a chore in the first five minutes, without being entertaining, you need to take another look. Glad it was 74 cents.
Posted 16 April, 2014.
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0.3 hrs on record
One of the best games i have ever played. Does not take long to beat, but is a very beautiful little gem.
Posted 14 February, 2014.
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82.7 hrs on record (35.6 hrs at review time)
A fantastic game, at a cheap price. It literally enables you to create the kind of game you want with a great physics toolbox. If you already own counter strike or any Source games, the fun increases any more. It has been popularized by many great multiplayer game modes, such as Trouble in Terrorist Town, and Prop Hunt. The fun is endless in Garry's Mod.
Posted 15 December, 2013.
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