Recent reviews by stoozy.

hehe tiddies

Colonel Sanders stole my idea of Mashed Potatoes and Gravy, My coleslaw and disrespected my Mac and Cheese. Not only that, he made out that I am not fit to be in the culinary side of careers. What a waste of time and effort only to be shut down by some guy who has Chicken scented silk handkerchiefs.

At first I bought this game for my boys as a meme and we all had a laugh about it. But then suddenly, we decided to play and see who can finish it first. The puzzles were actually challenging and I could feel my heart (and something else) pumping with adrenaline as we rushed through the levels, spamming rock in the Rock, Paper, Scissor mini-game. By the time we hit the fourth level I had to tap out as my screen became a dense and sticky situation stained white. As I failed to keep up with my friends I could hear them falling victim one by one to the cat eared succubus' visually tormenting them with the hot urge of rubbing one out. None of us were able to make it to the end without falling asleep from exhaustion. Unfortunately a few days later all of our girlfriends have left us as we have become addicted to trying to beat the levels faster and faster, aiming to clock the game within one minute. This game is slowly taking over my life and I'm glad I spent $1.50 on it. I now have 14 cat girlfriends and can sleep with one per night every two weeks. I highly recommend this game to all ages 3+. Definitely worth it as it has allowed me to bond with my inner demons and also my internet friends.

I like not being able to do a U-turn on the touge with the boys crashing into me and getting banned. 10/10 would recommend to a friend.

Very fun to play! :D