sleazy?

Things I gave to Counter-Strike:
1. Money
2. Time
3. Love

Things Counter-Strike gave me:
1. Rage
2. Hatred of Russians
3. Broken keyboard
4. Broken mouse
5. 9/10 ready
6. Server crashes
7. ?????? teammates
8. Competitive matches
9. "Ez Pz" spam
10. Lag
11. Cheaters
12. Aids
13. ADHD
14 SCHIZO

Things I gave to Counter-Strike:
1. Money
2. Time
3. Love

Things Counter-Strike gave me:
1. Rage
2. Hatred of Russians
3. Broken keyboard
4. Broken mouse
5. 9/10 ready
6. Server crashes
7. ?????? teammates
8. Competitive matches
9. "Ez Pz" spam
10. Lag
11. Cheaters
12. Aids
13. ADHD
14 SCHIZO

He 👨 tells 🗣️ me 👧 I'm a pretty 👸 lass

Puts his ♥♥♥♥♥ 🍆 in ➡️🍑⬅️ my butt😍😫😥

Oh my god ➕, I'm such a ♥♥♥♥! 💃💦

Mommy 👩 sees 👀😲 us, and she's mad 😡😠😤

"I'm sorry 😓😔hun, the sex 🍑🍆💦 was bad!" 👎🔚

Mommy pulls out ⬆️ guns 🔫 akimbo 🔫👩🔫

Because she hates 😲😠 her little bimbo 👧

The Cummies 💦 are dripping ⬇️💧from my hole 🍑

I can't 🙅 stop working 😩😫💪 on Daddy's 👨 pole 💈😫

Mommy 👩 shoots 🔫, her shots all miss 😂

Daddy 👨 and I 👩 share a special ☄️ kiss 💋

Pull up, walk in
Everybody yell like, "Watch out"
Got it too lit like, "Pipe down"
No, I can't wait, need it right now
Get guap, I'm the one who she like bnow
Count it up from the morning to the night now
That's the reason that a ♥♥♥♥♥ wanna fight now?

+rep funny dude