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37 of 50 (74%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2015 @ 11:19am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2015 @ 12:02pm

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2016 @ 10:30am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2016 @ 9:36am

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2016 @ 11:55am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2016 @ 4:45pm

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2016 @ 4:39pm

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2016 @ 5:40pm

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2016 @ 7:10am

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2016 @ 5:19pm

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2016 @ 12:28pm

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2016 @ 5:26pm

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2016 @ 12:56pm

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2016 @ 10:48am

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2016 @ 5:18pm

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2016 @ 12:41pm

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2015 @ 1:56am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2016 @ 5:49pm

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2015 @ 2:14am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2015 @ 9:19am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2016 @ 7:09am

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2016 @ 6:05pm

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2016 @ 12:47pm

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2016 @ 3:22pm

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2016 @ 5:39pm

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2016 @ 5:19pm

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2016 @ 3:17pm

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2016 @ 4:18pm

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2016 @ 11:17am

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2016 @ 3:50pm

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2016 @ 2:08pm

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2016 @ 3:55pm

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2015 @ 10:41am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2015 @ 9:07am

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2016 @ 7:26am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2016 @ 10:24am

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2016 @ 5:43pm



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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