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Walk up to the gas station with a mighty thirst, i need it i need it so bad i could ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ burst
those sultry pumps, those long hard handles - i grab pump one and begin to scramble (for my debt card)
the lady at the register, she knows my face, she tries to stop me from reaching first base
but it's too late, the petrol is flowing - nothing could stop my hand now and im going im going (to drink diesel)

9:41 PM - moon: Also fitz is fun to talk to.
NullCase - Today at 10:25 PM
why were u
talking to fitz
diatomic.ge - Today at 10:26 PM
Oh, I just said hi a while ago here and there, and when you said they ewre your/bla/bla/bla/bla longterm friend from hellmoo, I decided to say hi again?
And it turned into a conversation.
Very fun.
It's like
talking to a schizophrenic chatbot that's more intelligent but also only interested in ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

Dad — Today at 12:51 AM
sigh
kobolds and goblins control my balls dude

Yes, perhaps, someone will come and cut down tomorrow beautiful pine tree on a cliff. And do it not out of malice, but because it considers correct. It happens. That's life. You just need to move on. Wanting to live on. It's all in the intonation with which you utter the phrase, "That's life."
-Anonymous Hearthling

[12:45 AM]
Casali:
MAMA DIDN'T RAISE NO ♥♥♥♥♥, but she also didn't raise no stupid
ok WHAT THE ♥♥♥♥
i gloo a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ purple typhon and he's like 'haha nope' and splits into two
those two yeet away and another one does the split thing from behind me
and all of a sudden im on http://blacked.com waiting to get my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ destroyed by four black things

[11:14 PM]
Hocksmonovits:
Physical asmr
Also asmr is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ duuuuumb just saying
I thought asmr was me getting goosebumps and chills from the smash melee announcer
No it's nerds spending hundreds of dollars at girls on the internet so they whisper memes into a pop filter-less mic
Nothing gets my ♥♥♥♥ harder than a chick pretending to be funky kong


1:03 AM - A length of twine: Is being a dumb idiot who does nothing of worth
1:04 AM - A length of twine: So I mean this is, this is the real roleplay experience, I'm just acting like myself.

5:26 AM - ♥♥♥♥, let's be Santa: Ye
5:26 AM - ♥♥♥♥, let's be Santa: I am like a dandelions
5:26 AM - ♥♥♥♥, let's be Santa: Blow me and I'll spray seeds everywhere
5:27 AM - ♥♥♥♥, let's be Santa: B)

6:55 PM - Frightened by Stairs: u deserv punish

[12:42 AM]
WALMART GUN:
i was out with some friends smonking wede and i called my german friend on discord and then turned on the webcam and my designated driver flashed his $200 turkish glock clone and german man yelled "OH NEIN HE HAS DAS WALMART GUN"


Rosen Ritter: they say the best way to a girl's heart is through her ♥♥♥♥♥ but honestly the ribcage has enough gaps ???

Doc: Titus more like TIT-US aaaahhahahhhhahhh

2:11 AM - C A P T A I N C U M M I E S: every Dark Souls NPC conversation wver
Dubious Grandma: ♥♥♥♥-Ass Dead Dude... Know'st thou of Hell ♥♥♥♥ Castle, high in the mountains...? (laughter) It was once the domain of King Big Sad Guy, who did the Flame Thing.. Legend tells of the castle's steward, the great and terrible HorseDog, but who is to say if it still roams the halls... (solid minute of laughter) Oh, how silly of me; but of course, a new arrival in Drangranthric wouldst know not such tales... One such as thee... wouldst be better suited to sharpen the blades of the dreaded wraith of Why'd They Put Anorher ♥♥♥♥♥♥ SWAMP LEVEL Marsh..... Armor Type of Dude. That is... ifst thoust canst livest thatst longst... (five minutes of laughter; unskippable)

8:28 PM - Otokonoko: Bend over slut, i'm bout to put my ♥♥♥♥ straight in your baby bag

4:26 PM - Dave: " I know of a woofer named Vyv
The ♥♥♥♥ to them I'd like to give
Deliveries in the rear
Can be cause for fear
For her ass is so monstrously massive"

Payne, 6/20/17
"Who needs women when you have a snake, and all the knowledge from Monster Musume?"

2:14 PM - Gay Pharoah Ass-Ramses: THE ROYAL BUKKAKE IS PURELY TO ENSURE EVERLASTING YOUTHFULNESS
2:14 PM - Gay Pharoah Ass-Ramses: AND NO UNDERLYING QUEERNESS

10:59 PM - 「Enema Madness」: nothing beats laying the women you love down on your racecar rug and going down her hershy highway

You open your eyes to see, resplendent glory, the Squeeg.
You open your mouth to partake of the Squeegee's milk.
And the Squeeger satisfies: strong flowing, deep currents, of desire!

11:49 PM - Rosen Ritter: No, there's no pizzaman or plumber repairing a sink in your porno plots
11:49 PM - Rosen Ritter: If there's not a mob of strikers being put down by dragoons or some miners being strung up for industrial sabotage you just can't get into it
11:50 PM - Rosen Ritter: 'Spinning Jenny', where a amateur cottar girl gets spitroasted by two strikebreaking redcoats

12:55 AM - Owlakki: yeah that's what I thought ♥♥♥♥♥
12:55 AM - Owlakki: can't rape your way out of a paper bag

1:17 AM - Icefist Thunderdick: I'm never gonna meme again

Guilty memes have got no rhythm

Though it's easy to pretend

I know you're not a troll

I should have known better than to cheat a bro

And waste a chance that I've been given

So I'm never gonna meme again

The way I memed with you

11:31 AM - Icefist Thunderdick: Happy african friday
11:31 AM - Icefist Thunderdick: Where everything is a steal

5:16 AM - 「Enema Madness」: you're the bigger degenerate
5:16 AM - 「Enema Madness」: i make jojokes and ♥♥♥♥♥♥ puns
5:16 AM - 「Enema Madness」: and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
5:16 AM - 「Enema Madness」: you send weird porn
5:16 AM - 「Enema Madness」: let it be your thing
5:16 AM - 「Enema Madness」: ibu
5:16 AM - 「Enema Madness」: let it flow
5:17 AM - 「Enema Madness」: like the blood of children down the steps of roman cities
5:17 AM - 「Enema Madness」: because you are like the barbarians of old
5:17 AM - 「Enema Madness」: with poopy porn
5:17 AM - 「Enema Madness」: embrace it
5:17 AM - 「Enema Madness」: EMBRACE IT

8:46 PM - the haskell IO monad: my roommate likes to torment me
8:46 PM - the haskell IO monad: just now he asked
8:46 PM - the haskell IO monad: "so jon, you're gay"
8:46 PM - the haskell IO monad: "...yes, wh-""so, like, are you attracted to your own ♥♥♥♥"

[10:43:50 AM] Masketta: I then went to a bunch of drama classes over a summer
[10:43:57 AM] Masketta: Which allowed me to hone the craft of being a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥

10:31 AM - Hocksmonovits: http://www.worldoffishing.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/World-Of-Fishing_0014.jpg
10:32 AM - Hocksmonovits: HEY BRO WE GOTTA GEAR UP FOR THAT FISH RAID


(╯︵╰,): http://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=1790148
(╯︵╰,): "My tits are too hard to carry and your penis makes it impossible so I'm going to lick at it until you become uncomfortable and remove it"
2:14 AM - Squeegles: now THAT'S A STORY

3:29 AM - (╯︵╰,): Too bad
3:30 AM - (╯︵╰,): You'll get dissolved/♥♥♥♥♥♥ to death and you'll tolerate/enjoy it

[3:45:39 AM] 391: pierre trudeau was a cuck
[3:45:45 AM] 391: his wife got ♥♥♥♥♥♥ by mick jagger
[3:45:57 AM] 391: but he made a secret rap album with fidel castro

(╯︵╰,): Inhale marijuana daily
(╯︵╰,): That pop hit by Sneak C