This holiday season, I am thankful for jonlek getting the #3 spot on our leaderboard ☕ https://beta.leetify.com/2022/0ec49e2b-6466-4214-a97f-deb1e4155e18#friends

jonlek may have been #3 on our leaderboard for 2022, but they are #1 in my heart ❤️ https://beta.leetify.com/2022/d848c629-e7c3-4da7-9ebf-19f9bb9bdee2#friends

hello i'm owner of orange scooty outside restaurant inferno. lately i noticing everyone dropping rectangle block on my vehicle, and people coming to pick it up after. sometimes i notice british military man arrive and sit on it, radioing his mates to help, and fight happens, causing damage to my ride. i'm done with this. pls help, thank you.

BLATANT waller

WALLER

+rep Great to play with, but also a bit high-maintenance. I've had to replace my monitor 12 times this year after the 249 team flashes I received from them.
- Leetify

"Hello. I am the owner of the restaurant at second mid on Inferno. past few weeks some homeless person has been coming into my restaurant and sitting on my kitchen. he told me his name was “jame” and he was “saving.” can someone tell me what this means?"
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"hello this is Jame's mom, Jane. I would appreciate it if you would stop making fun of my son for saving. He grew up in a poor country and we never had awp. we couldn't afford awp, just p250 for our children to eat. if you would be so kind and not make fun of my son please, or I will report."

I wake up from my slumber as the ray of sunlight passes the curtains and falls on my eyes, I sit on my bed for a while scrolling down through social media and then I make my way to the washroom. I sit on the toilet knowing this Liquid roster will never work out and as I defecate and the waste masses exit my body I look down and all I see is the current state of Liquid. As I flush the toilet I see the memories of the Intel Grand Slam run and all the other titles getting flushed and fading away into the pit of abyss.
I look in the mirror and the flashbacks of last year's performances hit hard, I grab onto with the sheer force of hope. I hope that we shall rise one day, resurrect as a phoenix from the ashes but now it seems impossible. If you want to know how it feels to be a Liquid fan. It hurts everyday, every minute, every second, seeing my favorite team suffer. Seeing my lord NAF struggle in pain. The agony in his face and the sadness that multiplies every time they lose.

Boner physics Lesson:
If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average D ick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average D ick weighs about 100 grams.

That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of C ock

Now we must make an approximation. For simplicity's sake, let us assume the C ocks are all evenly lined up in a ring around the equator. The equation for moment of inertia of a ring is I = mass*radius^2. The radius of earth is about 6.371 million meters. Therefore the radius of the approximated D ick ring is 6,371,000 + 0.80 = 6,371,000.8 meters.

I = 380,000,000*6,371,000.8^2 = 1.5424*10^22

The Earth has a moment of inertia, I = 8.04×10^37 kg*m^2. The Earth rotates at a moderate angular velocity of 7.2921159 ×10^−5 radians/second.

So in conclusion If we all have a boner at the same time, we will collectively be able to last 0.6752 nanoseconds longer in bed. Stay hard fellas.

NiKo - igl awp rifle star player entry support
Sanji - flashman
Stewie - smoke man
Zeus - molotov expert
Seized - decoy master

New meta

Its been a long day. Youre tired. You missed the last bus home. Its raining. You walk home while it pours down. You finally get home and get into the bathtub. You long for love.

Suddenly, the bathroom door opens. Its Boombl4. He is wearing nothing but a towel. He unwraps it and shows you everything he has for you. He gets into the bathtub with you. He gently strokes your hair and tells you that you are awesome while he kisses your neck.

What would you do?

The glans penis can be described as the rounded head (or tip) of the penis. Located in the middle of the glans penis is the opening of the urethra, the tube through which semen and urine exits the body. ... At birth, the glans of the penis is attached to an area of skin called the foreskin

He seemed like a nice guy so I invited him to play. In one of the rounds on Vertigo an AWPer was posted up on the entrance to the B site and we couldn't get rid of him because we didn't know the call-out for that position. So he suggested that we should name that spot something.. everyone was giving ♥♥♥ suggestions. I suggested "Ara Ara". Impressed by my suggestion he said "kimochi na senpai~~UwU".

We are now ♥♥♥ buddies.

He seemed like a nice guy so i invited him to play. In one of the rounds on mirage, he called a strat in which everyone goes palace with the bomb and he goes b apps. We won that round. Impressed by the strat, i asked him what do you call this strat? he said.. Ara Ara

We are now best friends.

And when I'm gone just carry on don't mournRejoice every time you hear the sound of my voice, just know thatI'm lookin' down on you smilin'And I didn't feel a thing so baby, don't feel no pain, just smile backAnd when I'm gone just carry on don't mournRejoice every time you hear the sound of my voice, just know thatI'm lookin' down on you smilin'And I didn't feel a thing so baby, don't feel no pain, just smile back

+rep , After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

and hiro

i am gay for verse

i am silver boosted to mg
daily

WALLHACK user

we do it together

my gay mate

hacker

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snp stretchy

noob player hacker

+GAY

+lek