"Ubi non accusator, ibi non judex."

(Where there is no police, there is no speed limit.)
-- Roman Law, trans. Petr Beckmann (1971)
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Due to circumstances beyond your control, you are master of your fate
and captain of your soul.
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"I'd love to go out with you, but I'm staying home to work on my
cottage cheese sculpture."
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He who laughs last is probably your boss.
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Marge, let's end this feudin' and a-fussin' and get down to some lovin'.

-- Homer Simpson
Colonel Homer
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Main's Law:
For every action there is an equal and opposite government program.
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... at least I thought I was dancing, 'til somebody stepped on my hand.
-- J. B. White
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If you think the pen is mightier than the sword, the next time someone pulls
out a sword I'd like to see you get up there with your Bic.
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Say "twenty-three-skiddoo" to logout.
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e de treaba :D