Hey Matty Boy!

Good news! Your $5,000 has been accepted, and we’re thrilled to officially invite you to Ladyboy Haven in Thailand! Your adventure is about to begin!

Please make your way to the following address when you're ready to arrive:

123 Sukhumvit Road, Bangkok, Thailand.

We look forward to seeing you and making this a memorable experience!

Safe travels,
The Ladyboy Haven Team

chama

Excuse me sir or ma'am

but I couldn't help but notice.... are you a "girl"?? A "female?" A "member of the finer ♥♥♥?"

Not that it matters too much, but it's just so rare to see a girl around here! I don't mind, no--quite to the contrary! It's so refreshing to see a girl online, to the point where I'm always telling all my friends "I really wish girls were better represented on the internet."

And here you are!

I don't mean to push or anything, but if you wanted to DM me about anything at all, I'd love to pick your brain and learn all there is to know about you.

I've always wanted the chance to talk to a gorgeous lady--and I'm pretty sure you've got to be gorgeous based on the position of your text in the picture--so feel free to shoot me a message, any time at all! You don't have to be shy about it, because you're beautiful anyways (that's juyst a preview of all the compliments I have in store for our chat).

Looking forwards to speaking with you soon, princess!

Dear Mattyboy,

I hope this message finds you well. I’m writing to inform you of some unfortunate news—Dr. Looper has passed away. In light of this, there’s a shipment of 5,000 carts that needs to be handled.

Please let me know how you’d like to proceed. Your understanding during this time is appreciated.

Best regards,
Dillpickle

wholesome and loving teammate ❤️❤️ heartwarming ❤️

absolute crybaby ♥♥♥♥♥