Recent reviews by Activation7X

Joy Pony? More like Screw You, I'm gonna go make 30k in a few minutes, buy some children, and then shove you all in the corner so I can collect your poop and then laugh as I stack it on top of you.

But seriously, this game is screaming "SUE US HASBRO!" as was said by another reviewer. I bought this game for the laughs, and the screams of the children certainly did not make me laugh. They only made me question my sanity as I listened to their ungodly giggling and pondered what evil satanic rituals they are committing.

For all the deaths of each of the ponies I slammed together, hoping their screams would be forgetten, I felt no remorse as their ghosts ascended into heaven (but lets be honest, do they really belong up there?

Buy the game if you're an autist who loves their MLP-themed achievements.

Don't buy the game if you are old enough to have a stem account. Did you know that this application blocks out it's own name?

♥♥♥ If you put 304 hours into this game. Here's looking at you, Spacelight.

Fap to this game if you have an e-621 account

And finally; question your sanity for even taking the time to review this garbage. Here's looking at you, Amberly.

P.S. I made a tower of foals and overheard them chanting cursed demon languages as their cries acted as lubricant so they may fit together like lego and rule the world. I only hoped I could control them, but my pleads were in vain as they proceeded to anally insert their devilish giggles into my urethra with much joy.

A developer's smart marketing tactic.

I played the game for what it actually was, and it wasn't that bad. Although, yeah, it has a few minor issues, but don't kid yourself with that. The game was made almost purely for custom achievements for the community. While it may seem like a stupid idea, and that it's cheating to have that many achievements for one game, achievements do nothing other than show a cool number on your profile. If you're a gamer, go buy a different game. If you want to laugh for a few minutes at the absurd achievement spam, and a few ridiculous ones (There's toast, a lolipop, a few mlp themed stuff, and a ♥♥♥♥ ton of lettering Sorry, LYNE, your ♥♥♥♥♥♥ and impossible to get achievement letters don't matter anymore). It's 50-ish cents to get a custom achivement, and a dozen other funny ones.

PROS:
- Funny achievements
- Lots of achievements
- Custom achievement
- Spammable OP sniper rifle
- Funny voice lines
- Incredibly retarded 'cutscenes'
- $0.50

CONS:
- Not enough achievements
- The idiotic reviews coming from people who think this was meant to be a real game
- Annoying sway of zoomed rifles but it's still fun so who care

TL;DR

It's not meant to be a try hard triple A game, it's meant to be a smart way to make money; copy pasting achievement code, replacing the name/description/picture, and making a few bucks off of something that takes 10 seconds to do.

Much like The Beginners Guide, this is a deep personal experience brought by a developer who needs a little support. For someone who's been ♥♥♥♥♥ on for his other games, he's really found a way to bring all his thoughts and feelings into something we ourselves can get lost in. I would recommend this game to anyone willing to explore the way someone else feels in an extraordinary and different way. I love the visuals, the landscape, the ideas, the almost seemingly endless supply of levels, and the courage to find a way to show people how a developer feels through a strange, and odd way, that comes out perfectly.

Honestly, from what I've read, it's LAN only, which is garbage.

However, I played with a friend at my kitchen table with our laptops. We did not actually realize that the game was so hard to play online with friends. Coming from someone who actually played the game without an issue, I'd like to give an actual review.

The game itself was an awesome idea, and quite well executed. Even though it was short, and felt only like a test, it was a test that came out well. I've not written many reviews, but I'm gonna give this game a 8.5/10. 0.5 from the LAN only, and 1 from how short it was.

Pros:
-Great Idea
-Lovely Music
-Looked fantastic and very simple
-Simple and easy to get a hold of
-Sounds well placed

Cons:
-Short
-LAN (unavoidable with some games, and unfortunately a large setback)
-Serious bugs that should be fixed ASAP, but avoidable


Overall, it's pretty amazing, and unfortunately short. Download the game if you're not afraid to use Hamachi, Oracle, or have a friend sitting next to you with their own computer. Download it for a funny, and fun 40+ minutes of gameplay.

I really enjoy this game! It is funny, creative, and can be very competitive. I watched my roommate play this game 24/7, and spend his entire paycheck on this game, not regretting it. I cannot believe how addicting this game can be.

I love being the Cleric, and going to their castle, and just breaching it before they even realize they lost.

PROS:
-Addicting
-Worth spending time on
-Items are very fun to obtain
-Customizing your character can be hella funny
-Very diverse classes
-Small game requirements
-Takes up barely a Gb

CONS:
-Connections are terrible
-Lack of team communications
-Team isn't always the best (on the other hand, it's rare to find a terrible team)
-Constant disconnecting and performing "illegal actions"

I would recommend this game to anyone who likes to willingly spend time with their friends, and have a little competition involved.

I would very happily give this game a 9/10 and after writing this review, go back to playing it