i like piss

you.👈 👉 me. ⛽️ gas station. 🤔 what⁉️ are we getting for 🍽️ dinner? 🍣 🍣 sushi 🍣 🍣 of 😼✊ course! 🙂😐 UH oh 😟 there was a 💊 ROOFIE inside 😿 of our ⛽️ GAS station🔥 sushi 🍣 we 🖤💦black😵 out and 💨🙈 wake 🆙 in a sewer! we’re 👁️.👁️ surrounded by 🐠🐟🐠 fish! 🍆😫 hOrNy 👁️💋👁️ fish! you know😉😏 what that 😰means! FISH 🐟💦orgy🔥 the 💨🥳 stench draws in 🐻a🐼 bear 🐾 what do we do? 😳 we’re ☠️gonna FIGHT it 😡👊 bear FIGHT 😾bare 🖐️HANDED 👋bare..... 👀naked?! oh 🤓YES 😅PLEASE. we befriend 👯‍♂️the bear 🐻💋after we 😖😖beat 😎it in a brawl 🥵and 😤THEN we ride ⏭️it into a 🐁 Chuck E. 🧀 Cheese. 💃DANCE. 🕺DANCE. 👨‍🦽revolution. 💥REVOLUTION? 😱overthrow THE 😱😱GOVERNMENT? 👀uh.... I THINK 😎🤔SO. 😃

I hate poop

Earlier today I was really horny, and I saw what I thought to be a blank dvd. I thought, DVDs have a tight hole, they might feel pretty good. So I put my soft pp into the hole of the DVD, and for a few seconds as I started getting harder, it felt pretty good, but then, once I was fully erect, it started being painful. My pp was stuck in the dvd, and I had to break it in half to get if out. It was then when I flipped the broken dvd over and realized that it was not a blank dvd, but a copy of the movie UP.

4/10 pretty gay

IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 JEWIN DA MOTHA ♥♥♥♥♥ THAT KILLED U!

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