>wake up naked
>punch trees with bare hands
AW YEA MANLY AF
>see a chad with spear
>panic
>lightbulb.exe
>punch a tree with bare hands to show strength hoping he'd go away
DO U EVEN LIFT BRO?
>chad is not fazed by strength and proceeds to stab me with his spear repeatedly
>dies

>respawn naked in island
>hear fart noise
>uwotm8?
>see poop on the ground
>pickup poop
>throw poop at dilo
>get chased by dilo
>run for dear life
>level up for running and pooping lol
>learn crafting
>feelsgoodman
"3 HOURS LATER"
>see chad with bow
>thisismychance.avi
>look for spear in inventory
>no spear in inventory
>see poop in inventory
>equip poop
>rage and throw poop at chad
>chad shoots arrows repeatedly
>dies

tfw I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)