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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Terraria. The gameplay is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical mining most of the ores will go over a typical gaymer’s head. There’s also my nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into my characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Terraria truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Cthulu’s existential catchphrase “I love lasagne,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Terraria tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎

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