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ㅤ* Pete goes for a job on a building site as an odd-job man. The foreman asks him what he can do.
"I can do anything" says Pete.
"Can you make tea?" asks the foreman.
"Sure, yes", replies Pete. "I can make a great cup of tea."
"Can you drive a forklift?" asks the foreman,
"Good grief!" replies Pete. "How big is the teapot?"
ㅤ* Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it and then misapplying the wrong remedies.
ㅤ* See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.
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