Pewdiepie? Haven’t heard that name in years. Last time I saw him, it was on August 19 of 2019... yeah his wedding day.

I didn’t want Marzia to marry him; does she know her husband is a racist? He once said the N-word! Anyway back to my story.

As the priest at their wedding said "if one opposes to this union they shall talk now or never speak again" I burst through the church door and say "Everyone! We can not let this man marry our queen! Doesn’t she know he is a racist? He once said the N-word! Marzia my queen, I’m here to save you!"

The whole crowd here was all confused, Pewdiepie must have brainwashed them it’s the only option! Don’t they know that one time in 2017, pewdiepie said the N-word? Don’t they read the articles about him on the internet?

Anyway I was soon kicked out of the church. All these ignorant people let a queen marry a racist, which is pewdiepie (he even said the n-word at one point) but I guess this is just how society treat knights like me...

I met this user once before when I was playing CoD and he sounded upset, so I encouraged him and in response he added me as a friend. Over time the invitations to private lobbies grew until eventually I was also bombarded with voice chat requests from him. One day I answered it and I was met with a sob and a cry. In-between breaths he opened up to me about his personal problems, apparently being bullied every day at school and tormented by his older sisters at home. Taken back, I exchanged some words of comfort to him. But then it changed once again. He said he was unsure about his sexuality, telling me of how sometimes he was aroused by the bullies at school when they touched him. Eventually he wondered what it would be like to take it in the ass, so I contacted one of his sisters and asked if he could use her dildo. Last I heard of him, he had stuck it so far up his ass he ♥♥♥♥ all over the family cat and killed it - as he was trying to make it lick his balls at the same time.

sucks piggy ♥♥♥♥

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