Please don't make fun of me, I'm almost 30

CS2:
alias _cancel_forward "-forward; alias check_forward";
alias +move_forward "+forward; alias check_forward _cancel_forward";
alias -move_forward "check_forward";
alias +jumpbug "-duck; -duck; -duck; +jump; +jump";
alias -jumpbug "-jump; -jump; -jump";
alias +jump_doubletick "+jump; +jump";
alias -jump_doubletick "-jump; -jump; -jump";

alias +long_jump "+duck; +jump; check_forward"
alias -long_jump "-duck; -jump"

bind "w" "+forward";
bind "a" "+left"
bind "s" "+back";
bind "d" "+right";

bind "mwheeldown" "+jump_doubletick";
bind "mwheelup" "+jumpbug";
bind "space" "+jump";

bind f1 "buy vest";
bind f2 "buy vesthelm";
bind f3 "buy rifle3";
bind f4 "buy rifle4";

bind "f5" "buy hegrenade;"
bind "f6" "buy flashbang;"
bind "f7" "buy smokegrenade;"
bind "f8" "buy molotov; buy incgrenade;"
bind "f9" "buy defuser;"

bind "F10" "+fw";
alias "+fw" "demo_timescale 2";
alias "-fw" "demo_timescale 1";
bind "F11" "+fw2";
alias "+fw2" "demo_timescale 10";
alias "-fw2" "demo_timescale 1";

bind "f12" "buy deagle;"

bind "i" "demo_togglepause";
bind "l" "demoui"



alias +mb3 "+attack; +attack2"
alias -mb3 "-attack; -attack2"
bind "mouse3" "+mb3"
bind "mouse3" "player_ping"

alias "+throwaction" "-attack; -attack2"
alias "+runthrow" "+forward;+jump;"
alias "-runthrow" "-jump;-forward";
bind mouse4 "+runthrow;+throwaction";

alias +abdi "+jump";
alias +abdi2 "-attack;-attack2";
alias +abdi3 "-jump";
bind "mouse5" "+abdi; +abdi2; +abdi3";
bind "z" "+abdi; +abdi2; +abdi3";

bind "h" "sv_rethrow_last_grenade; say .rethrow";
bind "j" "toggle cl_crosshaircolor 1 2 3 4 5"

bind "v" "+voicerecord";
bind "f" "slot3; slot7";
bind "x" "slot3; slot10";
bind "c" "slot3; slot8";
bind "k" "slot3; slot9";
bind "4" "slot3; slot6";
bind "t" "+lookatweapon;+spray_menu; -spray_menu"
bind , "say .dryrun";
bind . "say .mapgrenades";
bind - "say .clear";
bind "o" "sv_grenade_trajectory_prac_pipreview 1;mp_warmup_end; mp_buytime 777;mp_roundtime_defuse 777;bot_kick;"
bind "p" "sv_cheats 1;ammo_grenade_limit_total 99; mp_warmuptime 99999;mp_buy_anywhere 1;mp_startmoney 60000;mp_restartgame 1;mp_freezetime 0;"
bind alt noclip;

bind del "toggle cl_crosshairdot 0 1";
bind home "volume 1";
bind end "volume 0.1";
bind pgdn "incrementvar volume 0 1 -0.03";
bind pgup "incrementvar volume 0 1 0.03";

bind "downarrow" "incrementvar cl_radar_scale 0.25 1.0 -0.05";
bind "uparrow" "incrementvar cl_radar_scale 0.25 1.0 0.05";
bind "leftarrow" "incrementvar cl_crosshairgap -50 10 -0.5";
bind "rightarrow" "incrementvar cl_crosshairgap -50 10 0.5";

bind 6 "toggle host_timescale 1 16";
bind 7 "toggle cl_crosshairsize ".5 1 1.5 2 2.5 3 3.5 4"
bind 8 "toggle cl_crosshairgap -3 -2.5 -2 -1.5 -1 0.5 0";
bind 9 "toggle cl_crosshair_drawoutline 0 1";
bind 0 "toggle cl_crosshairthickness 0.5 1"
bind scancode45 "toggle cl_crosshairoutline_thickness 0.5 1";
bind "+" "toggle cl_crosshairoutline_thickness 0.5 1";



echo "abdi.cfg executed successfully"
echo "CSGO-d9J35-kbsbV-xrTOw-vh494-4aBpF"
echo "CSGO-38HPb-LYn3u-TFNnz-9aCMY-BqqmJ"
echo "CSGO-su8VX-Vf6cY-st3x2-hjxL2-e5RuK"
echo "CSGO-t3aqa-jZtzW-uBN85-JWbVJ-LKpYF"
echo "CSGO-7Lzan-8LW3P-hY8G4-bd7Ek-DHWPA"
host_writeconfig