People keep telling me: Kevin the minions were not involved in the holocaust. It is minions lore- they were frozen in a cave after fighting alongside Napoleon. I just can’t buy that. It keeps me up at night. Every hour I role and sweat, I know the truth is out there. Those minions are mischievous. They had a plot. There is no way they weren’t involved.

The cave was a cover. It had to be. There are millions of minions, yet we do not see millions upon millions of banana loving fiends in the movie ice cave scene. In my quest I have come accross quite compelling evidence.

How did the minions survive undiscovered in an ice cave during a period when artic exploration was at its peak? And you mean to tell me the same guys who got to space could not break out of a cave? It just does not make sense. THINK PEOPLE THINK!

+rep. is a ♥♥♥♥ player, just needs to work on communication, aim, map awareness, game awareness, clutching, crosshair placement, economy management, pistol aim, awp flicks, grenades, smokes, pop flashes, positioning, coordination, bomb plant positions, retake ability, bunny hopping, spray control, and getting kills

+rep took my anal virginity