hello

lower your cholesterol petey!

i was 13 the first time my uncle came into my bedroom in the early hours of the morning. at first, he told me stories of the war and how he ran a whorehouse for handicap clowns. slowly it progressed into madness as he explained that he invented the comma and wrote the handbook on how birds could fly. i remember it like yesterday, when he jumped off my roof explaining how flight works but he wasn't in the mood to explain how love works. so i sat down with him one night and took his milk snake into my gobber. it wasnt sexual, it was an economic utilitarian thought that drove him to do this, so i decided i would exploit his nether taint with the epidermis of my tongue. the long and short of it, dont invest in facebook stock.

haha this is so funny omg i almost spit out my venti carmel frappuccino with non fat coconut milk exactly 2 1/2 cups of sugar with 4 chocolate drizzles, 6 1/2 pump of caramel drizzle, 3 expresso shots mixed in, extra whip cream, as well as birthday cake pop mixed in with a bit of strawberries on top, chocolate chips, coconut flakes, pump of vanilla, one pump of hazelnut, banana slices mixed in, chocolate shavings coating the bottom, cinnamon dolce and just a pinch of matcha powder

>play ets2mp
>up in convoy of Mercedes heading towards Poland.
>MFW the lead truck is playing the German war song, Erica

。・゜☆゜・。。・゜゜・。。 (屮 `Д´)屮 Ｙ　Ｕ　ＤＯ　ＤＩＳ？
(屮゜Д゜)屮 ＷＨＹ　Ｕ　ＤＯ　ＤＩＳ？？？！！！ ( ¯‿¯) (ﾉゝ∀･)~キラ☆ KIRABOSHI!
＼(　*¯∇¯)ノ ☆ＦＡＢＵＬＯＵＳ～☆ ABRA KADABRA! ヽ( ﾟヮ・)ノ.･ﾟ*｡･+☆ ｔｈｅ ｐｌｅａｓｕｒｅ ｏｆ ｂｅｉｎｇ　ｃｕｍｍｅｄ　ｉｎｓｉｄｅＴＨＥ　ＰＬＥＡＳＵＲＥ　ＯＦ

　ＢＥＩＮＧ　ＣＵＭＭＥＤ　ＩＮＳＩＤＥｗｈａｔ　ａｒｅ　ｙｏｕ　
ｄｏｉｎｇＧ Ａ Ｉ Ｊ Ｉ Ｎ Ｄ Ｅ Ｍ Ｏ Ｎ ａｈａｈａ ａｈａｈａ ａｈａｈａｈａｈａ