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Flyswatter 25 Dec, 2025 @ 3:45pm 
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Chev 25 Dec, 2025 @ 9:37am 
Cheers to a Tu:denied:rkishless Christmas :steamhappy::steamthumbsup:
Invader 25 Dec, 2025 @ 8:47am 
Merry christmas and i love turkish people!
flowlowkirknichedihhenuinely 25 Dec, 2025 @ 1:42am 
Pih🥀 is the one and only pig-physics based shooter! Defeat enemy pigs, and don't get "HAMMED🍖" or "SAUSAGED" Oh... also make sure you don't get "GOLD HOGGED", "BOAR'ED" or..."LIL PIGGED" Shoot and punch those hawgs like your life depends on it! And the music is 🔥 Hop on Pih🥀hawg!
morganic 22 Dec, 2025 @ 9:19pm 
Signed By Morg
Teriyaki Jones 22 Dec, 2025 @ 9:18pm 
Signed by Teriyaki Jones
Tim 25 Sep, 2025 @ 7:16pm 
+rep, handsome irl
Chud 17 Sep, 2025 @ 5:17pm 
thicc
Spo 14 Sep, 2025 @ 5:25pm 
+rep the greatest Sneakers O’Toole to have ever lived
local badass 8 Sep, 2025 @ 9:13am 
I was feeling :steamhappy: but this man makes me feel :GDDemon:
The Goofball 13 Aug, 2025 @ 7:37pm 
-𝒮𝒾𝑔𝓃𝑒𝒹 𝒷𝓎 𝑀𝓇.𝒢𝑜𝑜𝒻
Kuro 9 Aug, 2025 @ 9:37pm 
-signed
local badass 7 Aug, 2025 @ 9:03pm 
:GDDemon:
Spo 28 Jul, 2025 @ 10:44pm 
+rep the greatest greek to have ever lived
flowlowkirknichedihhenuinely 13 Jul, 2025 @ 1:06am 
nice comments on my profile @everyone
Firewolf 13 Jul, 2025 @ 1:06am 
DO GENS!
Mezepheles 5 Jul, 2025 @ 7:22pm 
Hey Beter
flowlowkirknichedihhenuinely 1 Jul, 2025 @ 7:26pm 
Emily has a problem. One day, a long, meaty ♥♥♥♥ appeared in between her legs. Ashamed of her new member, she became a shut-in and avoided opening up to other people. The fact that she has to beat her meat multiple times a day to stay sane doesn't help either. She now works at a restaurant and bar, where no one else knows about her little (huge) problem.

It's been several years now, and Emily has realized that unless she makes a change in her life soon, all she will have to look forward to is constant masturbation and loneliness. Help her overcome her fears and get her to open up to her co-workers. Perhaps in time they will open up (their legs) to her as well.
fantafloat 30 Jun, 2025 @ 12:27am 
yeryungle
padrome 28 Jun, 2025 @ 11:07pm 
he is WEIRD and keep drinking MILK all the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ TIME +rep
Chev 24 Jun, 2025 @ 1:34pm 
Carried me to 27k rating on premier! YAY :health::chivsalute:
fantafloat 22 Jun, 2025 @ 9:32pm 
berbungle
M.M.Y.V 22 Jun, 2025 @ 1:09am 
One of my best friends irl plus my secret lover!
fantafloat 20 Jun, 2025 @ 11:13pm 
gergundle
xxxBagel 20 Jun, 2025 @ 10:54pm 
live saver ;)
Greef 20 Jun, 2025 @ 8:34pm 
i love insurance
Guild Gooner Gregor 18 Jun, 2025 @ 10:35pm 
clanker
UnknitBloom6 18 Jun, 2025 @ 7:19pm 
glunker
local badass 18 Jun, 2025 @ 10:14am 
bro could only afford level 103 :steamthumbsdown:
Spo 18 Jun, 2025 @ 7:23am 
+rep agrees that putting economic policy before fiscal responsibility is like putting the cart before the horse
flowlowkirknichedihhenuinely 18 Jun, 2025 @ 1:20am 
I'm often playing ranked and swiftplay with a specific friend who is a female, but recently I've developed an affection towards her and it's really starting to impact my gameplay performance due to me having so many thoughts of her. Can you blame me for having such thoughts though? I can tell she is a very beautiful girl in real life based on her discord anime profile picture, and her virtual username. I'm looking to confess my love to her, and we both get in a serious edating relationship, but I want to take things slow, maybe buy her the matching cute ignite fan, then the new champions bundle, and then start calling her silly names like "cupcake" and "pookie". Am I thinking too much into this?
flowlowkirknichedihhenuinely 18 Jun, 2025 @ 12:41am 
Me: Yogurt🔥
Gurt: Yo whats good?
Good: Good
Od: where am i going?
Going: Idk i just got here!😂
Here: You didn't get me!😱
Me: No you didn't
N't Packgod HUMBLE HIM😱😨
PACKGOD: BOI SHUT YO CHICKEN BONE, SKIN TONE, EXTRA CHROMOSOME, BIG DOME, GOOGLE CHROME, NO HOME, HEAD AHH UP😂😂😂😂
google chrome: you can humble him, but not me
me: thank you
you: i didn't say anything
n't: Packgod humble him
PACKGOD: GET YOUR GAY AHH, SEA BASS, BALL GRASS LOOKING AH AH OUT OF HERE😱😱😂😂
fantafloat 17 Jun, 2025 @ 11:43pm 
+rep peak human form
UnknitBloom6 17 Jun, 2025 @ 8:56pm 
Don’t trust this gump, he’s a real glork
76561199130030792 12 Jun, 2025 @ 12:29pm 
+rep epitome of skill, don't forget to add me!
Chev 9 Jun, 2025 @ 10:46pm 
+rep bro is a knight :chivsalute::chivsalute:
local badass 9 Jun, 2025 @ 10:39pm 
-rep bro think he a knight :paw2:
Chev 2 Jun, 2025 @ 10:20am 
Signed by Chev! (Follow me on truth social):steamthumbsup:
!SK-DD❍S⒕الأصلي 31 May, 2025 @ 2:55pm 
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!SK-DD❍S⒕الأصلي 23 May, 2025 @ 2:30pm 
:HealthSD:
!SK-DD❍S⒕الأصلي 14 May, 2025 @ 7:37am 
:homeworld::homeworld::homeworld::homeworld::homeworld::homeworld::homeworld::homeworld:
أتمنى لك يوما رائعا
have a wonderful day
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lynx 7 May, 2025 @ 12:18pm 
25 steam awards from ruining his level @everyone
!SK-DD❍S⒕الأصلي 6 May, 2025 @ 9:28am 
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padrome 25 Apr, 2025 @ 6:59pm 
helbo frend ❤️
local badass 25 Apr, 2025 @ 6:02pm 
29 steam awards from ruining his level @everyone
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