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25.5 hrs on record
Like powerwash simulator but with a greater range of cleaning implements and a banger soundtrack that you acquire as you play! 10/10 would work for Big Jim again.
Takes a little while to load the levels but that's the only downside!
Posted 2 December, 2024.
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1.2 hrs on record
The concept is good, but the execution is not quite there. I got this game in a bundle and usually enjoy simulator games, but man, this one is a heck of a nothing-burger. It's just clicking parts over and over, without any interesting game-ish elements. Even if there were some variety in how the cleaning implements worked, I'd probably soft-recommend this. Also the printer stickers are the ugliest stuff and never what I was expecting lmao
As it is, 3/10, good enough to make me feel like I'm doing something for like 10mins when I feel like I can't do anything else, I guess.
Posted 21 November, 2024.
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3 people found this review helpful
126.9 hrs on record (75.5 hrs at review time)
So addictive I simply cannot stop til I 100% the achievements. Gorgeous visuals, a solid line-up of characters with unique mechanics, and a fresh new update including daily run challenges and customizability keep me coming back for more. 10/10 i <3 rolling dice
Posted 3 October, 2024.
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3.0 hrs on record (2.8 hrs at review time)
I've been looking forward to this one for a while, and there's some aspects of this I really enjoyed, and some that were a little lacking.
First of all, the writing is great! I find that's never in question with Y Press. I have no complaints about the story quality, and I enjoyed both MC and Balasque's dialogues, as well as the secondary characters. There's a decent variety of endings compared to the length of the game, and there's still one I have not yet seen. The music is solid and not too intrusive or sparse - it doesn't get repetitive as this is a shorter game. The art/sprites overall look great, with a few alternate emotive states - I love Balasque's big cheesy grin!

However, when they said Monster *Lover*, they meant it in more of a general 'love' sense - not so much sex. If you are looking to feast your eyes upon plenty of monster dong + saucy dialogue, you may want to consider one of Y Press's other games as this one is mostly story focused and does not offer a wide variety of visuals or intimate scenes. I was hoping for a little more in that department as a lot of their other games offer a broader range + more in depth intimate scenes.

Overall, 7/10 ~ Go into the game to enjoy the story, and you won't be disappointed!
Posted 11 July, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
69.2 hrs on record (64.8 hrs at review time)
One of the best life/farming sims I've ever played - bonus points for being able to adjust the length of the day. One QoL improvement I'd like to see though is being able to buy multiple items in one click, even if it's just in 5s or 10s.
Posted 24 November, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
299.5 hrs on record (19.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
hoooooogh gotta wash!!
top tier stress relief and/or sh/t talking time with your pals, 10/10
Posted 31 January, 2022.
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1,702.1 hrs on record (81.0 hrs at review time)
ESO is definitely worth buying, especially if it's on sale. The base game + Morrowind has so much to offer, and will easily take you to 100+ hours without feeling like a drag. I know I'll be playing for a long time to come. The only issue I have is how spinny the camera gets sometimes, which I can't seem to ever fix by messing with the camera settings.
Posted 29 June, 2019.
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129.0 hrs on record (30.8 hrs at review time)
Overall a great multiplayer version, though I find it a bit laggy when I'm not the one hosting the game which is a bit of a pain when I accidentally get to close to spider nests at night. Beware of having subpar wifi, you'll lag and perish.
Update: DST is still great like 4 years later!! (and less laggy! but that was on my end anyway)
Posted 8 January, 2017. Last edited 25 November, 2021.
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