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72 of 127 (57%) Achievements Earned::

Personal Achievements
 

Boulder of Death

Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2021 @ 11:48am

Pedestrian

Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2021 @ 4:04pm

LOEK master

Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2021 @ 3:55pm

FINALLY

Become the master of the goat tower.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2021 @ 3:57pm

Goat of the hill

Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2021 @ 1:04am

What is its purpose?

Thrash the Goathenge
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2021 @ 3:52pm

Devil Goat

We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2021 @ 4:07pm

Angel Goat

Do no evil.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2021 @ 3:36pm

Trying to bring forth Sanctum 3?

Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2021 @ 12:56am

Involuntary QA

Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2021 @ 5:52pm

I can't believe that worked

Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2021 @ 11:20pm

Cardio kills your gains

Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2021 @ 4:57pm

Rymdskepp i Rymden

Travel to space!
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Alexander Goatstafsson

Win the title bout!
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2021 @ 3:51pm

Goat Queen

Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2021 @ 3:57pm

Mattress Madness

Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2021 @ 1:11pm

Dodge This

Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2021 @ 4:55pm

Maximum MLG Big Plays

Knock a bucket into a person
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2021 @ 5:15pm

Demogoat

Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2021 @ 4:00pm

Here's Johnny!

Wield an axe with your tongue
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2021 @ 12:35am

Stand by for Goatfall

Finish all wallrun quest
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2021 @ 3:49pm

The Savage

Paint with all the colors of the wind
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2021 @ 4:41pm

Goats 'n' Stuff

Hold your own concert
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2021 @ 11:57pm

Disgusting

Why did you step in that? Yuck
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2021 @ 11:42pm

Don't Panic

srsly
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2021 @ 4:51pm

Builder Goat

Find all the blocks
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2021 @ 12:02am

A Story about my elevator

Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2021 @ 12:56pm

Ling Ling into battle go

Fight the turtles
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2021 @ 11:42pm

Vegas, baby!

Hit The jackpot.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2021 @ 4:47pm

Valkyrie

Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2021 @ 12:56pm

A story about my goat

I'm sorry about my goat
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2021 @ 12:43pm

Better than Warlords of Dredmor

Reach level 101
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2021 @ 5:45pm

Butthurt

Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2021 @ 12:55am

Sällskapsresan

Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2021 @ 9:04pm

Steve's Quest

Give Steve Works the apples
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2021 @ 12:22am

Jousting Goat

Unlock the jousting mutator
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2021 @ 12:47am

Mermaid Goat

Unlock the mermaid mutator
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2021 @ 12:52am

Wheel Goat

Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2021 @ 4:38pm

Old Goat

OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2021 @ 9:08pm

ExcaliGoat

Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2021 @ 4:43pm

Jörgen

Jörgen.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2021 @ 12:16am

Gravity Goat

Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2021 @ 4:26pm

Not again...

Get deviously trapped again
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2021 @ 9:11pm

Boat ride

Enjoy your trip
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2021 @ 12:07am

Music Non Stop

Jump on the launchpad
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 2:17pm

Elfstreet Boys

Baa with the choir
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2021 @ 7:48pm

Voluntary QA

Trash the server room
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2021 @ 11:12pm

One man, two shots and a religion

Inflate that guy's knee
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2021 @ 8:52pm

An Unnecessary Journey

Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2021 @ 4:39pm

Steal the show

Do a card trick at the magician
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2021 @ 11:03pm

Malleus Maleficarum

Burn them!
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2021 @ 12:11am

The Icelandic Experience

It never erupts when you want it to.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2021 @ 4:41pm

The goa'th amendment

Craft all the weapons in one game
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2021 @ 8:53pm

Hang tight

Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 6:41pm

I Am Goat

Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 4:32pm

Big in japan

Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 4:39pm

Masterchef

Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 4:37pm

I am Bread

Are you bread?
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2021 @ 12:59am

What’s the count?

Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2021 @ 7:54pm

Retirement

Just finish that one LAST job.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 4:12pm

Itsamee!

Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 3:11pm

Suppress the Suppressor

Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2021 @ 8:07pm

Plentiful masquerade

Wear 30 masks at once.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 3:53pm

The Song of my People

Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 3:43pm

Bounce it!

Enable the hydraulic cars.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2021 @ 8:01pm

The Cow Whisperer

Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2021 @ 7:55pm

You raise me up!

Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2021 @ 3:10pm

Camel Cavalry

Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2021 @ 7:52pm

Goatipede

Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2021 @ 3:15pm

Goatfellas

Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2021 @ 2:23pm

Goat Theft Auto

Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2021 @ 2:17pm

Captain industry

Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2021 @ 9:42pm



Around the World on 5 Trampolines

Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.

The Flapmaster

Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.

Try Hard

Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!

Mile High Club

Lick the Hanging Glider.

Flip-Kick

Kick something in the air while doing a backflip

Powerhoof SMASH

Kick a person into a car

The mage's favourite

Burn people from afar

Tony Goat

Finish all manual quests

Columbian Sugar Lord

Ride the boat while on a sugar rush

GoatBuilt

Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course

Hat Simulator

Buy all hats

One Ball

Ride a bike for 60 sec

Neckbeard

Smell and look like one

I freaking love goats

Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.

Is that a goat?

Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached

SteamWorld Goat

Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.

BFF

Lick a friend

Goatta catch 'em all!

How do you catch goats?

Love or Hate?

Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.

Survivalist

Craft all items in one game

Survive for your life

Survive 10 days

Shattered dreams

Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game

Zombie slayer

Kill 20 zombies in one game

Don't starve

Eat 50 food items in one game

Too much fun

Kill 7 zombies with one minifun

Goat from above

Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive

Look at it go!

Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb

A new challenger has appeared

Clear 25 survival quests in one game

Warm bath

Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool

Hoarder

Find all the trophies in GoatZ

The Big Score

Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.

Rocket League

Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.

Le Voyage Dans la Lune.

A Trip to the Moon.

Fifty Shades of NPC

Hogtie 50 NPCs.

Dastardly

Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.

Use the sword, goat

Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.

Be not afreight

Destroy all freighters.

Ruler of the seven skies

Blow up all pirate ships.

Bacon marauder

Shoot down 30 police ships.

Miner inconvenience

Destroy 100 asteroids.

What came first? The alien or the egg?

Headbutt all alien eggs.

The puke machine

Complete centrifuge event.

Sweet collection!

Find 10 trophies.

Wow is that a limited edition?

Find 20 trophies.

NERD!

Find all trophies in Space.

Gather $1000000

I wanna be a baahlionaire.

My little brony

Find all the pony horses.

Testaholic

Complete test chambers.

It's working... IT'S WORKING!

Run wild with the podracer.

Fund this!

Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.

splishy splashy wibbly wobbly timey wimey

Visit the badehaus.

Ready for the grill

Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.

The world is your canvas

Tag 10 walls.

Spend money to make money

Put a money crate in the mining shredder.

That's Fedorable

Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.