that's a big ass piece of chicken ♥♥♥♥♥, that's a big piece of chicken

remember 9/11?

absolutely i'd love nothing more than to hold hands and play ACE COMBAT™ 04: Shattered Skies™

the birds are singing, the flowers are blooming, my ♥♥♥♥ is throbbing, what a wonderful day for cooming... GOOD MORNING ALEX LYNX. I've been awake for twenty whole seconds and I haven't COOMED yet. It's time to hop onto my porn throne and machinegun jackhammer my deathgrip bloodshot semi chub with my roided doomfist once again! AGGRESSIVE TYPING HUH. I-is that a-a female girl!? HHHHNG UH. I- begins the ritual I MUST SNIFF. MMMMMMMMNNNNFFFFF. NNNNG. AAAAAAGGH. NNNNG. HHNG-RNNG. OH GOD. AAAAAGHHH. UUUUUUH. AAAAAAGH. O-OH ♥♥♥♥. NNNNNNG. MMMMFFFMNNNNFFF. UGGGH. UUUNG MMMFFFFNNNFFF. AAAAGH smashes desk I'M... C-COOMING. (coom) I'M... (coom) I'M COOMING (coom) I'M... COOMING. creamy suprise starts to emerge (coom) I'M (coom) COOMING. I'M COOMING.