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27.2 hrs on record (13.0 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
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Move over Wall Street, I'm flipping cardboard!

Ever dreamt of running your own TCG empire, where every booster pack is a lottery ticket and every customer is one weird trade away from complete financial ruin? Well, welcome to TCG Card Shop Simulator, the only game where you can experience the highs of pulling a rare holo Chart (not copyright-safe) and the crushing lows of getting stuck with 300 copies of "Goblin Accountant."

Pros:

Endless satisfaction of buying low, selling high, and judging customers' terrible deck choices.
You can finally yell at kids for bending the cards and get paid for it.
Random events like "Shady Guy Selling Mystery Box" (contains either gold or glitter bombs—your choice!).
Realistic shop management! Stock shelves, haggle prices, and clean up spilled soda like a pro.
Cons:

The in-game cat, Mr. Snuffles, consistently demands to be fed but contributes nothing to the shop's profits.
You'll start dreaming about card values IRL. RIP your wallet.
Some customers ask if you sell "sports cards." They’re promptly banned.
If you enjoy spreadsheets, gambling, and wielding absolute retail power, this game is for you. I haven’t touched a real TCG since starting, but at least my virtual shop is thriving. 12/10, would debate with a 10-year-old about card synergy again.
Posted 1 December, 2024.
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3 people found this review helpful
1,283.5 hrs on record (102.8 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
10/10
Posted 30 November, 2015.
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2 people found this review helpful
213.5 hrs on record (42.1 hrs at review time)
the nice game in the wold
Posted 23 July, 2014.
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