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42 of 42 (100%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Hit and Run

Break out of the Combine prisoner transport vehicle.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2021 @ 6:27am

Quaranta Giorni

Enter the Quarantine Zone.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2021 @ 7:12am

Mazel Tov

Pick up and smash 50 glass bottles.
Unlocked 10 May, 2024 @ 9:51pm

Good Grub

Feed the snark.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2024 @ 4:30am

On a Roll

Interact with the playground somehow.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2024 @ 4:46am

Little Slugger

Represent yourself with a specific prop on Russell's map.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2024 @ 4:48am

Eye of the Geiger

Measure Russell with the Geiger counter.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2024 @ 4:50am

Mag-Snagger

Catch Russell's ammo magazine before it hits the ground.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2021 @ 6:45am

Sustenance

Receive a tasty treat.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2021 @ 8:25am

Freshly Squeezed

Test your grip on a headcrab heart.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2024 @ 9:41am

Zombie with a Shotgun

Collect the shotgun.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2021 @ 1:03am

Xen Garden

Enter the explosive Xen infestation.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2021 @ 2:02am

Off the Rails

Stop the prisoner transport train.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2021 @ 2:35am

Checking In

Reach the Northern Star.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2021 @ 2:50am

Heart-Breaker Hotel

Get creative turning the power back on.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2021 @ 3:40am

Surface Tension

Escape the underground pit.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2021 @ 4:05am

Unbonded

Collect the SMG.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2022 @ 11:58pm

Cord-Cutter

Shut down the substation.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2022 @ 12:57am

Blast From the Past

Defuse a roomful of explosive barrels.
Unlocked 10 May, 2024 @ 4:14am

Sound Strategy

Escape the distillery without killing Jeff.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2024 @ 10:35pm

Flat Note

Kill Jeff.
Unlocked 10 May, 2024 @ 10:49pm

Crustacean Frustration

Kill the annoying headcrab before it breaks everything.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2024 @ 10:21pm

Hold Your Liquor

Catch a bottle falling out of a cupboard before it breaks and alerts Jeff.
Unlocked 10 May, 2024 @ 10:34pm

Sea Level

Reach the aquatic exhibits.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 8:55am

Triple Bypass

Solve the tanker yard's electrical puzzle and escape.
Unlocked 17 May, 2024 @ 3:52am

High Water March

Start climbing the water tower.
Unlocked 17 May, 2024 @ 4:23am

Textbook Jinxing

Wake the Strider.
Unlocked 17 May, 2024 @ 4:46am

Point Extraction

Get to the superweapon.
Unlocked 17 May, 2024 @ 5:16am

Consequences

Make your choice.
Unlocked 17 May, 2024 @ 5:19am

Dead Giveaway

Loot a corpse.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2021 @ 6:51am

Smash and Grab

Break open a supply crate with your hands.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2021 @ 7:20am

Up in Arms

Install your first pistol upgrade.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2021 @ 7:35am

Pro-Pain

Kill a grunt by shooting their gas tank.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2021 @ 2:11am

Indirect Approach

Kill a Combine Heavy while their shield is up.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2021 @ 2:01am

Combine Harvester

Use the gravity gloves to loot an item off a living Combine soldier.
Unlocked 17 May, 2024 @ 2:59am

Xen Lootism

Snatch a Xen grenade from its resting place.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2021 @ 3:31am

Safe Trip

Use the multitool to hack a tripmine.
Unlocked 3 May, 2022 @ 2:24am

Deadliest Catch

Use the gravity gloves to intercept an incoming enemy grenade in mid-flight.
Unlocked 17 May, 2024 @ 3:06am

Near-Jeff Experience

Stay close to Jeff for 10 seconds (but not too close).
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2024 @ 10:24pm

Team Spirit

Bring Russell a bottle of vodka.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 8:20am

Gnome Vault of My Own

Bring a garden gnome with you to the Vault.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 11:41pm

Gnome Alone

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space. If you did not also receive the achievement 'Manufacturing Ascent', Newell has abandoned his plans to shoot Noam Chomsky into space.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2021 @ 4:39am