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Unbelievably Boring F**k

Say 7 incredibly boring things
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2022 @ 10:52am

Hyperstellar Law Official

Say 7 deranged superstar lines
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2020 @ 1:50pm

The Opener Of The Eighth Seal

Warn them of the coming end 8 times
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2020 @ 1:41pm

Literally The Sorriest Cop On Earth

Apologize 10 (!!!) times
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 6:46pm

Biggest Communism Builder

Employ critical theory 9 times
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2020 @ 2:53pm

Truly Rabid "Traditionalist"

Say 10 "traditionalist" things
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2022 @ 8:10am

The World's Most Laughable Centrist

Defend the political centre 7 times
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2022 @ 8:40am

Baddest Hustler In The Neoliberal Hood

Preach free market for 9 times
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 3:55pm

Expert Advanced Remote Viewer

See beyond the veil 6 times
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 2:27pm

Massive Torque Dork

Yack about machines 4 times
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2022 @ 3:48am

Il Coppo Del'Arte!

Say 5 Art Cop lines
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2020 @ 1:28pm

The Most Honourable Cop in The Land

Gather 11 honour points
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2022 @ 7:34am

Enemy Of The Physical Realm

Bang up 5 inanimate objects
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 4:11pm

The Lawbringer

Say you're the law 7 times
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2020 @ 3:41pm

Baddest Of the Bad Cops

Hit an all time low with Kim
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2022 @ 10:14am

Goodest Of The Good Cops

Really get Kim to trust you
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2020 @ 1:10pm

Recruit Detective Kim Kitsuragi

Precinct 57's finest
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 11:51am

Recruit Detective Kuuno de Ruyter

Junior officer material
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2022 @ 10:42am

The Figurines Won't Win Her Back

They do nothing
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 10:27am

Fairweather t-500 Vitreous Enamel

Suit up. Head to toe.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 11:12am

Gluten-Free Topping Pie

Next you're cutting out carbs
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2022 @ 7:34am

Venture into the HARDCORE

Godspeed
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 12:22pm

True Detective

Finish the game in HARDCORE mode
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2022 @ 10:43am

Palerunner

Phase shift for 3 seconds
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 3:38pm

Real Musor

Part cop, all hobo
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2022 @ 12:12pm

Avowed Inframaterialist

Don't call it a book club.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 6:52am

The Icebreaker

You can still move your face with your fingers.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2022 @ 11:26am

Networthy Individual

Every day you're husslin'...
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2022 @ 10:00am

Committee of la Responsabilité

Someone should do something about this.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2022 @ 10:59am

What body?

Solve the case without even inspecting the body.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2022 @ 10:36am

Medal dispenser

Here, just have one, they're free.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2022 @ 2:50pm

Hardie's Heroes

Pour one out for social democracy
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 2:15am

Cause a Shitstorm

You brought this on yourself
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2022 @ 3:03pm

Leopard Mindset

*This* is the kind of animal you want to be
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2022 @ 7:41am

Wheel of Pleasure and Light

Reconstruct a vision from the past
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2022 @ 2:07pm

Modus: Mullen

It's black-and-white out there
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 4:50pm

Bother Kim After Hours

He probably won't mind
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2022 @ 3:17pm

Baddest Brow in Town

Force Kim to reveal his secrets
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2022 @ 4:40am

Gurdi-Ball Is Lit

Get your pinball on
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 4:22pm

Get Kim to Wear *The Jacket*

You know which one
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2022 @ 10:54am



Spectres of Hope

Glimpse it while you can

Old Flame

Surely, it can be killed with fire

Looks Like Progress

Spinning its wheels

Priceless Facade

Money-smooth streets of gentrification

Now For A Difficult Provenance

Restore all of the hidden photos